The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    I remember seeing that commercial once. I think I was more confused than I should have been because I missed the first couple seconds. Either that or there really was no context for the walrus.
  • Also Six Flags is AWESOME...


    Though, admittedly, this sentient is pretty reliant on how swell you think roller-coasters are.

    For the record, I think roller-coasters are AWESOME!
    I do too but unfortunately for some reason I can't get over my fear of dying horribly on one.

    This, friends, is why you do not let a 9-year-old boy look up ""incidents at theme parks" pages on Wikipedia; they'll get paranoid and their vacations will be ruined for years.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tre said:

    This, friends, is why you do not let a 9-year-old boy look up ""incidents at theme parks" pages on Wikipedia; they'll get paranoid and their vacations will be ruined for years.

    Heh, I read through a few of those a few months back.

    You know what's bizarre? Cedar Point (flagship park of Cedar Fair Entertainment) has been open since 1870 and I can't find any references to fatal accidents there. I mean...142 years?
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    The Six Flags near here, Six Flags America, used to be Wild World/Adventure World in the 1980s and 1990s. We've never been there because it's in PG County, which is considered the other side of the tracks here in Virginia (and especially so back in the 1990s!)

    Also, HI MY NAME IS BRAK
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ...have you been watching Cartoon Planet, Lee?
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Friday and I need to finish Bleach.

    We skip a HELL of a lot of it thought, because "fuck filler arks".

    Apparently my neighbors dog just killed a kitten they got two weeks ago. He came over to talk about it and assured us the dog will be gone.

    But Jesus fucking Christ....


    Why the FUCK am I sober tonight?! 
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    AU: Justice posted "ALL HAIL" in another thread and it reminded me of Cartoon Planet. XD
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The Brak And Zorak Like Cartoons Show
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Also, I AM WATCHING PONIES. #yntkt
  • this show has the most inappropriate ending theme ever.

    Deadman Wonderland is basically Battle Royale if everyone had blood-based superpowers, and the ending theme literally contains the words "SHINY SHINY"

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^^Reminds me: I never watched much of the original version of it, with Space Ghost.
  • TreTre
    edited 2012-07-15 01:08:06
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    Heh, I read through a few of those a few months back.

    I feel like reading them as a 9-year-old was probably one of the stupidest things I did as a 9-year-old, but what scared me was the fact that the list grew a few months later.

    Bluh. Even now they creep me out.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I know it shouldn't be, but the thought of someone having access to Wikipedia at age 9 is weird to me.

    When I was 9 people were still worrying about the Y2K bug... >_>
  • I'm scared of theme parks. YNTKT.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm scared of theme park rides. Which means I'll go to the parks, but I won't really do much there but eat junk food and walk around all day...
  • That's what I meant, sorry if I wasn't clear.
  • edited 2012-07-15 01:23:05
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    The rides at theme parks I'm mostly okay with, though I'd be lying if I didn't say I never got paranoid about accidents. There is one thing that would probably bother me a lot about theme parks. Namely, the crowds and the noise, but that's not really avoidable.

    I haven't actually been to a theme park in ages. If I recall correctly, my last time visiting one was at Universal Studios Florida seven years ago.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I haven't been to a theme ark in ages myself, more because of lack of money and lack of interest than anything else. And I don't like roller coasters all that much, but I'll ride other things.
  • I just saw the prettiest fucking episode of Casshern Sins.

    Normally any episode of any show that ends with a song is corny and stupid, doubly so for dramas, but freaking hell this was just golden.

    I am awestruck.

  • you don't really need the context, just watch.


  • So Six Flags Magic Mountain in California has this gate.

    image

    I... kind of like the old 70's/80's logo better than the exclamation point version they use today, but it's more or less the same anyway. Plus the exclamation point is more "exciting", I guess.
  • That looks like the most boring amusement park ever.

    Though, I hate everything about amusement parks but the food. So yeah, I'm one of "those" people.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sometimes I get desires to post pictures of signs even though I have nothing interesting to say about them.

    You needed to know this.
  • ^x2 Southern California residents would probably rebuke that claim.

    Me, I dunno, but it can't be too boring.


  • This is beyond stuck in my head, it's like completely ingrained into my psyche.
  • No one else seems to be on right now.

    I refuse to go back and look at what prompted the discussion at the top of this page.

    That said,

    I am not eating a pudding cup.

    Fear me.
  • Okay, seriously frustrated with Ridge Racer: Unbounded. Can anyone tell me if DiRT: Showdown is worth the $24.99 on Steam right now?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    How bored I am right now: http://central-avenue.tumblr.com/stop
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    Nick Minaj?

    NICK MINAJ!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I made it a page, not a post, so it can't be reblogged...it would be fairly easy to copy-paste it over into a text post, though.

    Give me a sec...
  • edited 2012-07-15 02:32:23
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Bwahahahahaha, one of the users on the CWCki has a username (AlfredNTheFettuc) that's an Action 52 reference. :lol:
  • that thing its a she or a he ? ( sexy! ) ((well apart of the fact that actually eat baby's :P ))
  • Yes, all things aside, that monster perched on that crib eating that baby is sexy.


    wtf.
  • Man

    when people post weird internettings without context

    I get confuse.

  • edited 2012-07-15 03:33:03

    I can't really link, because baby eating monster.


    It is fricking cool looking, but still, it's eating a baby.
  • In other news, I think I'm liking Cthulhu Saves The World so far.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So while out for a drive I came to the realization that I actually kinda like horses.

    I plan to ramble about this when the time is right.
  • Horses....

    say what you will about My Little Pony and all of that. Real horses are assholes. They are just....the most unpleasant kind of animal.

    IMO, of course, but still.

    ^Wussat a parody of? I know I've seen that before.

  • (*Shrug*) I didn't know it was a parody of anything.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well, it's like this:

    When I was a kid, I always thought the stereotype of little girls liking horses was bullshit, because I didn't like horses.

    Except that didn't make sense to me, because I wasn't a girl.

    In retrospect, I realize it's because I thought of myself as a girl all along...in fact, I think by the time I was 8 I had concluded I was a girl in a boy's body, but I couldn't make sense of this.

    See, but like, actually liking horses kinda throws a wrench in things.
  • You'll like them until they decide your head is close enough to an apple to start munching on it.
  • Om nom person.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    <Buttercupistiny> he stays awake as long as he can, crashes into a nap, cannot fall asleep, does not take melatonin and then gets frustrated when he cannot sleep
    <Juan> sounds like quite the image of health, Buttercupistiny
    <CentralAvenue> So like a month ago I randomly became obsessed with The Powerpuff Girls and now this obsession WON'T GO AWAY
    <Buttercupistiny> I will beat him with plushies until he learns the value of the powerpuff girls
    <Buttercupistiny> that is not what I meant to write
    <Rig> No, I imagine not.
    <Buttercupistiny> the value of taking his melatonin
    <CentralAvenue> @topic So once again, the poni is asleep, thanks to THE POWERPUFF GIRLS
    <CentralAvenue> ...Actually with you being "Buttercup" that makes too much sense
  • ooh, Buttercup.

    I haven't spoken to her in a long time.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oddly enough, I talk to her more now than I ever did when we were on TVT.
  • Hey so. I just realized that as a child I read a ton of gamebooks.

    I mean, I always "knew" this but I had kind of forgotten about how into them I used to be.

    I remember that weird Cave of Time Choose Your Own Adventure-series book particularly well.

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