You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I keep reading "Alice" as a reference to myself, which feels bizarrely narcissistic as I totally stole the name from the Lewis Carroll character.
I'm aware that you're probably talking about in some game or something, but now I just have this mental image of you hunched over a bottle, trying to put together a pirate ship inside of it.
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I had the mental image of you convincing some pirate to support your favorite Homestuck ship
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So it looks like my trip to Atlanta next week won't be happening...the friends my sister was staying with...their dad had a heart attack this morning...
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Sorry to hear that, CA. I hope everyone's all right.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So this morning I woke up about two hours before my alarm was set to go off.
Normally I wouldn't have trouble getting back to sleep, but I had a dream where I read online that people who made two or more posts on Tumblr right before bed were having problems with the alarms on their cell phones not working.
So in my sort of half-awake state, dream Juan was all like "don't worry about it, it's just a silly rumor, your phone is fine." But dream Anonus was like "I hope it's fine, but be careful Centie." And even though I agreed with Juan that it was probably okay, Anonus's concern for his girlfriend got the best of me...he's so sweet, like always.
Long story short: I let myself be scared into not going back to sleep by listening to dream versions of people I only know from the internet. Brilliant!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
YOUUU FREELOADING VETERAN BASTARDS. THINKIN' RISKIN' YOUR LIVES MAKES YOU BETTER THAN US, EHHHHHHHH???? Wantin' special PRIVILEGES and HANDOUTS just 'cause you "served our country"
WELL I'LL TELL YOU NOW that this IS AMERICA, and us TRUE AMERICANS won't put up with your SOCIALIST HANKY-PANKY.
Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
I feel bad for her actually because this image right now is burning through every online military social network at the moment. It's showing up like 3 times in a row on my FB page. Stupid opinion for sure but she's about to learn the hard way how much of an backlash a stupid comment can generate
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.
You are so visibly upset, that you need to create shitpost on our glorious board in an attempt to raise your self worth.
Come at me you plebian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /a/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
Imi: You can't stop me! I'll do them at the same time and more! Nothing at all could go wrong with this plan.
(Also, my dad called me yesterday, which is weird since we haven't talked in moths and he ignored an email I sent him a month ago. Unfortunately, we didn't talk because I was at the food bank)
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the Master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of NOTHING will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark world will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
This was, and still is, the greatest PA comic ever
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I kind of want to name my hypothetical future daughter Alice.
I think it would make her a more interesting person.
Or my daughter. Whichever. Good thing about about harbingers of doom is that the title is gender neutral.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I had the mental image of you convincing some pirate to support your favorite Homestuck ship
But not this one:Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
And everybody and everybody else.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
And if it's not, then someone in Georgia's advertising board doesn't know how to do advertisment.
I really need to learn to draw.
So many comic books. Soooo many.
Lightwave The Golden Man and Nebula! The Gaseous Wonder! team up to fight the Evil Doctor Dreadful!
Don't miss it!
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
To disturb the universe
Do I dare to eat a The Cheat
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
you won't lie too cramped
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Let us know how it goes.
Normally I wouldn't have trouble getting back to sleep, but I had a dream where I read online that people who made two or more posts on Tumblr right before bed were having problems with the alarms on their cell phones not working.
So in my sort of half-awake state, dream Juan was all like "don't worry about it, it's just a silly rumor, your phone is fine." But dream Anonus was like "I hope it's fine, but be careful Centie." And even though I agreed with Juan that it was probably okay, Anonus's concern for his girlfriend got the best of me...he's so sweet, like always.
Long story short: I let myself be scared into not going back to sleep by listening to dream versions of people I only know from the internet. Brilliant!
THE LAGOMORPH BEHIND THE GRASSY KNOLL
in the form of a cheeseburger
WELL I'LL TELL YOU NOW that this IS AMERICA, and us TRUE AMERICANS won't put up with your SOCIALIST HANKY-PANKY.
Oh my god, the original is like 2 pages long.
You are so visibly upset, that you need to create shitpost on our glorious board in an attempt to raise your self worth.
Come at me you plebian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average /a/ browser. There are many who far surpass me.
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(Also, my dad called me yesterday, which is weird since we haven't talked in moths and he ignored an email I sent him a month ago. Unfortunately, we didn't talk because I was at the food bank)