The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    HE DISRUPTED THE SACRED YOUTH GROUP RITUAL!

    SUMMON THE PROTESTANT MONKS! Only their martial-arts training can counter his MUGEN honed reflexes. 
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    But will their fighting skills be enough to defeat his nice sturdy branch?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I got to the windmill and ate my weight in warthogs
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
      

    But will their fighting skills be enough to defeat his nice sturdy branch?

    They shall be trained to fight branches, pony-tails, and rubber balls that are heated "with science". to the point of exploding. 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Whoa, today's been a weirdly good day so far.

    I'm not falling asleep at my desk like I was Tuesday, I didn't waste the day sleeping like yesterday, the work day is half over already, and I've actually gotten some stuff done!

    Yay~
  • edited 2012-07-12 13:00:30
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    Fuckin' pony-tails, man. I doubt anyone could survive those.

    yay stuff, also

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    It's Thursday.


  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    So anyway, Apple released the HCL for Mountain Lion, and as expected, pretty much anything over 4 years old isn't supported. Hurray for planned obsolescence! It's going to blow up in your face one of these days, Apple, just like it did with Detroit. :P

    I know at least one customer that's sick of how Apple is treating pro users, and wants to move his systems to Windows Server because Apple has no decent rack-mount systems anymore. That's how bad it's gotten -- they've gone from being Toyota or Mercedes to 1976 General Motors. 
  • edited 2012-07-12 13:22:21
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    I'm not sure I can fault Software companies for planned obsolescence. Though, it pays to be smart and look at the market. Microsoft is only NOW going "Man, FUCK XP, we're going to stop making shit work on that bitch!"


    However, a great deal of this might become moot as cloud computing takes over.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Also, fuck the cloud.

    I'm sure most of that vitriol is coming from "old man Justice" being "set in his ways", but fuck it.
  • edited 2012-07-12 13:25:14
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    IMPROMPTU DOESN'T WORK IN WINDOWS 7 BECAUSE MICROSOFT DOES NOT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT YOUR OUTDATED, IBM REPORTING SOFTWARE. THIS IS WHY COMPANIES SHOULD HAVE UPGRADE PATHS, YOU DUMB FUCKS. 
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Yeah, I realise that new features oftentimes require newer hardware to work optimally, but it seems like Apple has valued form over function recently to the point where they can't be arsed to figure out how to make it work on older systems—even if the older systems are perfectly capable of doing something with a bit less flash. It used to be that OS X could run on crappy old 604 PowerPCs with gusto; now, if you're not running something made in the past year, it'll bitch at you for not giving Apple more money. 

    I don't like that, especially because Apple machines command such a high premium over regular models, and because normal PCs haven't really changed much topologically since, oh, 1997. With enough memory, you can run Windows 7 or Linux or whatever with no problem on a 10-year-old machine, and the experience won't be that much different from a new machine unless you play a lot of games. That and I'm a tinkerer and enjoy keeping old machines running.
  • edited 2012-07-12 13:36:19
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    Maybe it's some sort of fail-safe.

    Like, if Apple accidentally creates the first evil A.I., it'll only be able to run on machines built in the last four years and Apple's as that.

    It should be pretty easy to defeat. However, if Microsoft or IBM creates the first evil A.I., we are well and truly fucked.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    22 December 2002
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Sometimes this stuff makes me want to ditch Apple, but I hang on mostly because Macs are preferred by the graphic design industry.

    That said, I should probably practice drawing more often.
  • you should draw HORNSES
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • edited 2012-07-12 14:12:42
    Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    The entire pasta there is a satire on the typical entries to shit_that_never_happened.txt that are posted daily to reddit's atheist subforum; the stories told for kudos and upvotes how they went up to some Christian and totally blew their mind with logic (with some lame attempt at a bon mot for the cherry on top.) This includes folks such as this chap  or this smug fellow. This attitude of inherent intellectual superiority isn't limited to just atheists, but in their case it's even funnier (or sadder depending on your perspective) because it's no different than what the likes of Rosicrucians and Golden Dawn convinced themselves of over a century ago.

    Also Anonus you should draw erry day. I keep a sketchbook on hand which even years down the road is a vital accessory for any illustrator, even if it's simple little doodles.  

    edit: fixed link
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    You do know that r/atheism is choke full of militant anti-theists right?
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    Urgh. Those Atheists.

    Why can't people just, I dunno, not continuously attack each other for their beliefs?
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    r/athiesm

    image

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    You do know that r/atheism is choke full of militant anti-theists right?
    I think that's apparent to anyone who has used the internet for a reasonable amount of time.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Fear of being associated with these smug assholes is a big part of the reason I don't talk about my atheism often. :\
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis


    Fear of being associated with these smug assholes is a big part of the reason I don't talk about my atheism often. :\

    YOU JUST DID! NOW CA IS A SMUG ASSHOLE BY ASSOCIATION!
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    BURN THE HERETIC
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    BRING THE ACTIVITY BALL! IF THE HERETIC CONFESSES HER LOVE FOR JESUS, WE SHALL SPARE HER!
  • Not a hybrid rabbit-skink spirit
    I'm agnostic!

    I believe that there could certainly be a god, especially when you consider we're getting pretty damn close to creating artificial intelligence ourselves. God could be a group of computer programmers who created the advanced life simulation known as Earth! /cs nerd

    But I seriously doubt that any current religions actually have the truth about god correct, so I follow none of them.
  • edited 2012-07-12 14:30:37
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    i have opinions on religion. so yay?

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    BRING THE ACTIVITY ROCK! IT IS NOTICEABLY HARDER TO EXPLODE WITH SCIENCE.
  • edited 2012-07-12 14:31:36
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm a borderline atheist. I just don't really believe in any gods.
  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    Fear of being associated with these smug assholes is a big part of the reason I don't talk about my atheism often. :\

    You can be safe in the knowledge that atheism and anti-theism aren't the same thing :)
  • edited 2012-07-12 14:34:39
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    OH NO! THEY ARE MULTIPLYING! BRING THE STONING ROCKS WHICH ARE NEARLY INDISTINGUISHABLE FROM THE ACTIVITY ROCKS, FOR BACK-UP!
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    we didn't have any stoning rocks, so i had to get the stoner rocks

  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    P R A I S E L O R D D A G O N
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    ^image
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    If you stand under him, you can see his vagina.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    :o
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    skeleton power
  • edited 2012-07-12 15:49:54
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
    HE STOLE WOLVERINE'S CLAWS! 

    Someone tell Marvel! 
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Someone call the FBI
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    He stole Conan's axe!

    someone tell whoever the fuck owns the rights to conan the barbarian

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Conan Properties International, apparently.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    "Conan Properties International" doesn't even sound like a real thing.

    Probably because "Conan" is a funny word.

    No offense, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    but they're not pronounced the same, i think
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    ...unless

    u guise

    sir arthur conan doyle is secretly conan the barbarian

  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    That makes...

    ...no, I can't even pretend that makes sense for the sake of a joke. Sorry.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    it makes perfect sense, you just don't have as good of logic as me

  • It's time to bust out the C. S. Lewis.

    Story time, children:

    “Critics who treat 'adult' as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up."
                                   
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    "Wait time to speak to a VA representative is .... forty-two minutes. Instead of waiting on the line in the queue for that amount of time, press one for a callback whenever your turn comes up."

    Only took them until 2012 to do this. And it was the Dept of Veteran's Affairs to implement it first. We are through the looking glass here, people
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