You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
chef ,can we gtalk
i getss we can, waiterman
but i have to cook talbe 7's order
that's htwat I wanted to talk to you about, chef
it's over a hndred degrees outside
so?
so, it's way too hot to cook.
why dont' we clsoe the restaurant for a while and go somewehere cool
nonsense, this palce is are-conditioned
che,f you broke the airconditioner a cweek ago
how'd i do that?
you deliberarly rammed it with your mother's chevy
why'd i do that?
you sait it was the only way we could re-enact that sears commercial
but id didnt' work because I cdount' rememer the commercial you were talking about.
well that's unfortunate
ugh, i'm too tired to stand
so now i'm slumping down over teh stove
no, chef, don't do that.
here, have this bottle of water i just pulled out of the rfidge in respongse to this unexpected situation
thansk, waiterman
you know what, i'll take you up on that offer to clsoe early
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Reading about his misguided responses to the trolls and his overreactions to stupid shit used to amuse me. Now, though, whenever I look at the CWCki it seems like they're just beating a dead horse.
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CA: Yeah, ever since the criminal charges came down, he's not been funny at all, just bitter and tired and generally ranting incoherently (even more so than usual) like the perps in SVU when they finally get hauled off to jail.
Speaking of tired, it's 2:30 AM and I promised myself I'd get some sleep tonight. :P Good night!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
there's only one way to know for sure: does booster gold brush his teeth with Jack
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Oh god, I just realized something.
"Tik Tok" was released in 2009, but it only became massively popular in 2010 and 2011.
Which means it's another one of those songs that's going to be associated with a decade other than the one it technically belongs to.
When I become Princess of Everything I'm going to prohibit people from releasing new songs in any year that ends with "9", to keep this nonsense from happening
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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HAY CENTRAL AVENUWA
THAT WASW
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WAON DAY
SPAINEY AWS JJUS CHILLIN
AN THEN UINCIORN WAS LIEK
"HAY SPAIENY''
AN YPOSEY LWAS LIEK 'HEY YUNICORN'
AND THEN EHY HOPAWD AWN HEIS BACK AND RODE OFF INTO THE BOOBIFUL SUNSEZT
DEHT END
PAND DEN SUPERBAY TUCHED THE BLLOW INY GOLMN OF SMOEK AND LIGHTNONG
AND TAPN HE DIED
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feel liek w ah sjust puked up a scrabble abpor
someday all shoaw you
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fffffffffffuck am ai higvh
i look like a zmoke beez in da trappp
welll now that im done going on a clmplete fucking bender
how si everyone?
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I had a bonch of soda and then immediately took cough medicine cuz my throate is sore
probably a bad itdea
wat are you kidding
i'm giong to say 'smoke beez erryday' from ever now on
what
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i like how the S in booster gold is a money sign
boo$ter gold
is booster gold actually ke$sha?
find out tonight at 11 on BIN News.
fucken what
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