A Layman's Guide to Alices

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• Crystal

  2015-11-25 19:02:32

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  We sure do like talking about us, now don't we.
• Princess Alice

  2015-11-25 19:05:57

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ...how did I get stuck with the one who's neither magical nor immortal??
• Crystal

  2015-11-25 19:08:01

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Central Avenue said:

  ...how did I get stuck with the one who's neither magical nor immortal??

  Counterpoint: You're the one with the drugs.
• Haven

  2015-11-25 19:09:11

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  she has cats, though
• Princess Alice

  2015-11-25 19:09:39

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Also a cat! Σ:3
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-11-25 19:10:52

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  And then there's Rozen Maiden
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-11-25 19:12:50

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Yarrun XIX said:

  And then there's Rozen Maiden

  Alice (Rozen Maiden): Non-existent.
  
• Tachyon

  2015-11-25 19:43:05

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  repeated changes in size could be considered a sort of magic, dream or no
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-11-25 19:52:08

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Tachyon said:

  repeated changes in size could be considered a sort of magic, dream or no
  

  That's not of her own power, though.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-11-25 20:47:35

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  and then

  
  

  there's Maude
• Tachyon

  2015-11-25 20:53:28

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Fossilmaiden said:

  Tachyon said:

  repeated changes in size could be considered a sort of magic, dream or no
  

  That's not of her own power, though.
  

  point conceded
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-11-25 23:50:33

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Crystal said:

  Central Avenue said:

  ...how did I get stuck with the one who's neither magical nor immortal??

  Counterpoint: You're the one with the drugs.

  
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2015-11-25 23:51:32

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Alice (Cooper): A guy.
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-11-25 23:53:20

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  What about the Alices in serial experiments: lain and Digimon Tamers?
• Klinotaxis

  sets down a golden apple inscribed "To The Most Alician"

  2015-11-26 00:13:50

  kill living beings
  

  /me sets down a golden apple inscribed "To The Most Alician"
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-26 00:27:10

  http://projectwritten.com/
• Crystal

  2015-11-26 00:28:36

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Klinotaxis said:

  /me sets down a golden apple inscribed "To The Most Alician"
  

  Thank you, thank you. I will cherish it most deeply.
• Zeether

  2015-11-26 03:01:32

  Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
  

  Alice Cooper sounds like a legitimately nice guy which is a stark contrast to his stage persona.
• Imipolex G

  2015-11-26 03:02:51

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  
• LOAD Cherry

  2015-11-26 03:07:24

  Splat Charger Specialist

  Zeether said:

  Alice Cooper sounds like a legitimately nice guy which is a stark contrast to his stage persona.

  This is a very common thing with music and art in general, the people with the creepier works are actually the nicest. Like Guillermo del Totoro
• Obā-san

  2015-11-26 03:09:30

  
  

  yes
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-11-26 03:12:50

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Imipolex G said:

  

  
  Yes! Also named after a very noteworthy Alice not yet discussed.

  Knightess Cerise said:

  Zeether said:

  Alice Cooper sounds like a legitimately nice guy which is a stark contrast to his stage persona.

  This is a very common thing with music and art in general, the people with the creepier works are actually the nicest. Like Guillermo del Totoro

  
  Or any former Throbbing Gristle member.
• LW

  2015-11-26 04:30:33

  
  

  Alice (Cartalet): Medium length blonde hair + pigtails. Blue eyes. Pink cardigan and school uniform. British. Has a doll that looks like her friend. Probably not immortal (unless anime counts as immortal). 
  
• Section42L

  2015-11-26 04:34:39 edited 2015-11-26 04:34:58

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Alice's Restauarant: Arlo Guthrie was arrested for littering near this location. It got him out of being drafted for service in the Vietnam War.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-11-26 07:16:17

  Alice Rivlin, economist, former vice-chair of the U.S. Federal Reserve
  
• Tachyon

  2015-11-26 08:29:35

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  LW said:

  Alice (Cartalet): Medium length blonde hair + pigtails. Blue eyes. Pink cardigan and school uniform. British. Has a doll that looks like her friend. Probably not immortal (unless anime counts as immortal). 
  

  i always felt like her surname should have been Cartwright.
  
  maybe Cartalet's a real surname, idk, but Cartwright sounds more British to me
  
• SpruceZeus

  2015-11-26 17:09:15

  Imipolex G said:

  

  
  
• Sredni Vashtar

  2015-11-26 21:44:42

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  Man, I posted three Alices and got ignored every time!