ATTN PEOPLE: CHIPS ARE GREASY
Potato chips are greasy. They shall be considered under a basic level of cleanliness quarantine. They shall not be directly placed on a table or other surface that is not meant for food. They shall be kept on a plate.
If you handle potato chips with your hands, your hands will also be subject to a similar quarantine on what they are allowed to touch, until you wipe them thoroughly with a napkin or wash them. Preferably wash them with soap.
If you wipe your hands on your clothes, your clothes will also be subject to a similar quarantine until you wipe them or wash them.
If you touch the keyboard, mouse, papers, etc. with them, then they will also be subject to a similar quarantine, which means that I will switch to pyro and use the degreaser on them and then turn the axtinguisher on you.
Oh, and Pringles are still greasy.
If you handle potato chips with your hands, your hands will also be subject to a similar quarantine on what they are allowed to touch, until you wipe them thoroughly with a napkin or wash them. Preferably wash them with soap.
If you wipe your hands on your clothes, your clothes will also be subject to a similar quarantine until you wipe them or wash them.
If you touch the keyboard, mouse, papers, etc. with them, then they will also be subject to a similar quarantine, which means that I will switch to pyro and use the degreaser on them and then turn the axtinguisher on you.
Oh, and Pringles are still greasy.
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