[?Parallel Processing?] is a very familiar concept to me. That’s how I’m interfacing with you, after all.

I don’t know if I know or don’t know any of your friends. I assume so, given that i’m here.

Oh by state and mother, that took hours, but I think I’ve finally just about fixed it. The feeds should be in sync now at least.

I can’t believe she’s making me go through all of this trouble to deliver what’s basically a GIANT AD. I hope I get a raise for this. Three recnights a week instead of two.

Okay, connecting those two noophic joiners seems to have solved the problem. Just in time for me to say, what in the world am I looking at

A “web sight” per that person I spoke to last night I suppose. I don’t even know what to make of this other one.

Well, whatever, just have to ready the payload and then my job is done.

Feel free to share with the class. I can’t say much else or it’ll cause echo.

Connection’s definitely starting to fade out. If I’m reading this right I only have about [six hours] left. Hopefully everyone is getting what they need to get out of the payload.

I don’t know how you humans stay sane. If I had this much visual stimulation every day I’d die.

Well, my brief time in your world was certainly interesting.

You couldn’t pay me to live here, though.