Does anyone know why my pulse oximeter is acting funnY?

I’m stumped…

Your blood is out of tune. Sorry you had to learn this way.

I guess the Strawberry Jams is gonna have to cancel our Too Many Exclamation Marks!!!!!!!!!!!! tour… 😔

your blood’s a little flat for e-standard

I guess I’ll just have to get higher then!

Can you give me a ride to the dispensary?