SOME PEOPLE SOMEWHERE IN JAPAN: Oh no! We’re being menaced by a small CRIME SYNDICATE! Here come some GOONS, the leader of CRIME SYNDICATE SOME GUY IN AN UGLY MASK and his BODYGUARD
SOME GUY IN AN UGLY MASK: Mwahahaha
WANDERING GUITAR PLAYING DRIFTER KEN HAYAKAWA: Appears on screen strumming his guitar
BODYGUARD: Does some NICHE THING really well
KEN HAYAKAWA: I’ve heard of you, BODYGUARD, in fact, I’d say you’re the second best in Japan at NICHE THING
BODYGUARD does NICHE THING really well but then KEN HAYAKAWA does some galaxy brain Chuck Norris meme bullshit to do NICHE THING even better
CRIME SYNDICATE is scared away
SOME PEOPLE SOMEWHERE IN JAPAN: CRIME SYNDICATE has a nefarious plan, can it be stopped?
SOME GUY IN AN UGLY MASK: I will do my nefarious plan!
KEN HAYAKAWA: I will stop his nefarious plan!
BOSS L, A MAN WHO LOOKS LIKE DIME STORE RHINO FROM SPIDER-MAN: appears on screen glowering at his desk
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BOSS L: You’ve been a valuable member of THE CONSORTIUM OF EVIL: DAKKAR, SOME GUY IN AN UGLY MASK but make sure to do your nefarious plan using your CRIME SYNDICATE a subsidiary of THE CONSORTIUM OF EVIL: DAKKAR
GOONS: Begin nefarious plans and beat the shit out of KEN HAYAKAWA in the process
SOME GUY IN AN UGLY MASK: Now no one can stop my nefarious plan!
The masked vigilante ZUBAT appears, in his silly looking outfit and silly looking supercar
ZUBAT: I will now summarize all the bad things you did over the course of this episode
ZUBAT stops the nefarious plan and then beats the shit out of GOONS and then BODYGUARD with his whip
ZUBAT WHILE WHIPPING SOME GUY IN AN UGLY MASK: I know you killed my best friend GORO ASUKA!
SOME GUY IN AN UGLY MASK: I didn’t!
ZUBAT: I don’t believe you!
ZUBAT beats SOME GUY IN AN UGLY MASK unconscious with his whip and then his helmet opens revealing he was really KEN HAYAKAWA
KEN HAYAKAWA: Wow I guess he didn’t kill my best friend GORO ASUKA
ZUBAT ties up the bad guys and leaves a calling card with a Z on it detailing every crime they committed over the course of the episode
THE COPS: He’s done it again… the masked vigilante WONDERFUL ZUBAT
SOME PEOPLE SOMEWHERE IN JAPAN: Who was that masked man? And where’s KEN HAYAKAWA?
KEN HAYAKAWA rides into the sunset on the horse he now has
