What kind of ’00s comedy anime would we be if we didn’t have a baseball episode? 
Heapers' Hangout baseball episode when?
I wanna be second base
Imipolex_G what?
uhhh….never mind
8 days later
Imipolex_G why would a player be named after a musical album?
wat
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Imipolex_G second base?
it’s a euphemism, you know.
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THIRD BASE!
chiralica Album? What album? Could you tell me which one you’re talking about?
Millennium 
the Nirvana one! Nevermind.
You don’t gotta be like that!! Which Nirvana one?? Why won’t you just tell me??
Millennium nevermind!
(I’ll admit I can’t think of a way to extend this bit that isn’t just going back and forth on the “Please tell me!” “Nevermind!” a bunch more times)
Millennium (yeah, and while it’s funny when the actual Abbott and Costello are doing it, it’s less funny in text when it’s just the text and no vocal escalation)
Oh well, whatever, never mind.
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It was pointed out to me recently that “Smells Like Teen Spirit” is a rare example of a song that doesn’t contain its title in its lyrics but does include its album name in its lyrics. So that’s a bit of trivia to think about.
I’m going to go get some coffee now.
Burns down the coffee shop
NO COFFEE IN MY INNOCENT BASEBALL EPISODE! ONLY BEER, CIGARETTES, AND HOT DOGS!
Who gets to play Bobson Dugnutt