Can we talk about how arrogant it is...

…to name your movie studio “Universal” when you only serve one planet?

it does smack of delusions of grandeur

I mean one of the other major studios is fucking called “Paramount”

Anonus both will pale in comparison to my up and coming movie studio

The Absolute Best & Most Important Form of Art Ever Anywhere, on Any Planet in Any Solar System, in Any Galaxy, in Any Universe….Pictures

and yet their logo only shows one mount, not a pair

it’s a little long but corporate reassures me that people will shorten it to TABMIFAEAAPASSAGAUP.

The last time I made that noise I was asked to leave Thanksgiving dinner…