We righties are totally oblivious how much stuff is designed for the right hand

Millennium Adderall 🌠

The keypad is on the right side of your microwave.

The handle to adjust the height of your office chair is on the right-hand side.

The toilet paper holder is to the right when you sit on the toilet.

The medicine cabinet above your bathroom sink opens from right to left.

This isn’t even accounting for shit like can openers that are basically impossible to use with the left hand even if you wanted to.

Imicow

my toilet paper holder is on the left

witchy witchy Opalicchi

truly this is the axis along which I am most oppressed

Hybris

Wired headphones. If the cable comes out of only one side, it’s usually the left, presumably because it’s assumed you want it out of the way of whatever you’re doing with your right hand.

And most laptop computer designs oblige this by having the headphone jack on the left-hand side.