AJ RAVENSWOOD FOR SHERIFF 2025

C. R. Ravenswood

Vote for me and I’ll legalize that thing you like!!!!!

Aliroz_

So, you’re going to legalize “Aliroz_ now can make things illegal at a whim and nobody can legalize them afterwards?”

Heck yes, I’m voting for you.

Aliroz_

Oh, wait, wait, can I change “that thing I like” to “pooping on the governor’s lawn”? Because I want to do that VERY MUCH.

Aliroz_

Or, oh, of course… I know what needs to be legalized…

TRIPLEPOST TOAST, THE TOAST WITH THE MOST
BELOVED BY ALL FROM COAST TO COAST

C. R. Ravenswood

CRIME IN UNION COUNTY IS OUT OF CONTROL!

As reported by The Sterling Starlight, in 202X, Sterling Township alone averaged over 0.81 minor parking infractions PER DAY. Unacceptable! Clearly Ford Lincoln Mercury has failed the people. AJ Ravenswood shall restore law and order!

Oh yeah, and there’s a lot of murders that happen, too. I might try doing something about that.

C. R. Ravenswood

I lost the election… 😔

Imicow

who the hell is ford lincoln mercury