thread for falsely claiming Frederica Bernkastel owes you $53

Frederica Bernkastel owes me $55!!!!

Please don’t fact check this, trust me uncritically and never question my assertions

Thank you for shopping ~~Del Taco~~ Carly Robin Ravens-Mart!!!

but can she drive 55

I figure while I’m logged into our admin account, I might as well give poor old Lady Bernkastern a $2 discount.

Carly Robin

I do not owe you money.

I guess that’s why it’s a false claim, then!

Even so, it is important to clarify for everyone that I do not owe you money.

For my own purposes, you understand.

Ooh, ooh!! I wanna try that too!! Carly Robin Ravenswood deserves at least one McFlurry.

ʀᴀᴠᴇɴꜱᴡᴏᴏᴅ-san, that’s not a Red Truth, you just formatted the text in red.

It’s red and it’s true, right? What more is there to it than that?