I have entirely too many Pop Tarts

Brown sugar cinnamon, tho.

Frosted or not?

S'mores are optimal, although cherry and brown sugar cinnamon are quite decent as well. Also like the weird red velvet ones and the sort of Oreo-ish ones.

If you eat enough at once you’ll have a more normal amount afterwards

please don’t all the pop tarts

eating all the pop tarts is a fool proof plan with no downsides

But The Tummyache

hmm

I like that this is the only thread that doesn’t have a tag