Jane singlehandedly destroys all of Fantasy fiction

Salix Babylonika

why do DWARVES have AXES if they live UNDERGROUND?????????

Odradek

Fuck.

wreckd

One-Winged Eagle

To chop at tree-roots.

Sex Grips

plus: as you may know, most animals that live underground have short to no hair. and yet, dwarves grow out their beards to disgusting lengths! ridiculous.

Alduin

Counterpoint: you didn't destroy FMA

There's only one dwarf, and he doesn't have a beard OR an axe

See, the joke is that it's Edward Elric.

Tachyon

Acererak said:

Counterpoint: you didn't destroy FMA

There's only one dwarf, and he doesn't have a beard OR an axe

See, the joke is that it's Edward Elric.

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO TINY HE CAN ONLY BE SEEN WITH A MAGNIFYING GLASS???

Tachyon

FMA had a dwarf, and he had a beard

but he did not have a beard when he was a dwarf

Yarrun XIX

Cherry Littlebottom

Hexartes

How about this?

swords.... are PENISES

PENISES............ are GAY

Odradek

Why are dwarves all Scottish.

It's such a random ethnicity.

If anything they should be stereotypical Italian-Americans.

Eeeeeeey I'm minin' here!

Tachyon

Dwarves are Scottish because they're based on Norse mythology and Scotland is where the Vikings probably had the most (direct) impact on Anglophone culture

One-Winged Eagle

I think the only place I've seen Jewish dwarfs are in Discworld.

Odradek

Tolkien said his dwarfs were kinda Jewish too.

One-Winged Eagle

Okay, non-Tolkien dwarfs.

Klinotaxis

OK, this is actually bothering me a bit. Fuck.

Haven

Kamen Fucker #2 said:

To chop at tree-roots.

Correct.

Salix Babylonika

rayman said:

OK, this is actually bothering me a bit. Fuck.

dwarves use hammers to smith things

if you flatten out a smith's hammer, it looks a bit like an axe

there u go

Fossilmaiden

Dwarves use axes because they beat spears, a weapon that would be very dangerous in enclosed spaces like tunnels.