What would Donald Trump do without Fox News?

I have to imagine his campaign in a world without Fox News
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  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    he'd have to find some other female anchor to claim was on her period
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It had better not be Robin Roberts >_>
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    He would just use whatever other right-wing platform he could either exploit or spar with.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I have given up all hope for this world. It will just spiral towards mad fascism and collapse. It's selfish, but I hope I don't live to see the worst.
  • edited 2015-09-19 00:51:47
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Trump will burn out hard and it will be highly entertaining watching him do it. In the process, he will bring all the worst people out of the woodwork so we may revile and shame them publically.
  • i don't know, man.

    i'd like to think that 
  • it doesnt get worse, it just changes into new, stranger sorts of bad
  • edited 2015-09-19 01:01:35
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    My boyfriend speaks the truth.

    Also, someone in the New Yorker—which incidentally ran a great piece about his following among white supremacists—made the interesting observation that where Bernie Sanders is the inheritor of the mantle of the Debs/Thomas school of equity-driven left-wing populism, Trump is one of the few examples post-Huey Long of a strongman populist.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i was thinking the other day, you know the bit in Homestuck where Insane Clown Posse are elected as president (both of them) and the entire country goes to hell?

    Well, if at the time, Hussie had made that joke, but instead of ICP the joke had been that Donald Trump was elected president, i think it would have found it about as funny, and thought it was about as absurd, for most of the same reasons, no exaggeration.

    That's how surreal this campaign is to me.
  • which is weird cuz Trump's like a multimillionaire.

    I'm sure Bernie Sanders is not exactly strapped for cash either, but being rich is all Trump's known for, which is why it's so crazy to me that anyone would even consider voting for him.

    My not-grandmother gave the explanation that he's "honest" and "knows how to run a business"

    shrug
  • edited 2015-09-19 01:05:37
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    She's not wrong.

    But a country isn't the same as a business, and i'm not sure why so many people haven't grasped this.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Also, my impression is that populism is less about economic class and more about voicing popular opinion and coming from outside the established political elite.
  • of course not-grandma was also an heiress

    and I think that something that Trump has that speaks to people on an unconscious level is, there's a certain kind of person who really wants to be Donald Trump.

    Not just in his position, mind you, wanting to be rich is understandable, but they want to be in his position and also act that arrogantly and be able to just brush it off because they're too rich to care.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    He's actually a pretty middling businessman. Getting his show on the air was probably his savviest decision in years at that point. And if we mean to discuss honesty, let's get real here: If we go by campaign donations, Trump comes off as a moderate Democrat. That he uses nationalistic, sometimes outright racist language and bizarre authoritarian rhetoric belies this fact, but the man was up until recently a huge fan of single-payer healthcare. Honest? Maybe, but not consistent.
  • He's actually a pretty middling businessman. Getting his show on the air was probably his savviest decision in years at that point. And if we mean to discuss honesty, let's get real here: If we go by campaign donations, Trump comes off as a moderate Democrat. That he uses nationalistic, sometimes outright racist language and bizarre authoritarian rhetoric belies this fact, but the man was up until recently a huge fan of single-payer healthcare. Honest? Maybe, but not consistent.

    I'm sorry?

    I don't understand how Trump is a Democrat unless you mean the word in some other sense.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I kind of want to (though my billionaire persona is based more on Ted Turner than Donald Trump)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
  • but why?

    I have no idea what anyone finds appealing about being like that.

    The man is an asshole, he is not likable in the least.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    He's actually a pretty middling businessman. Getting his show on the air was probably his savviest decision in years at that point. And if we mean to discuss honesty, let's get real here: If we go by campaign donations, Trump comes off as a moderate Democrat. That he uses nationalistic, sometimes outright racist language and bizarre authoritarian rhetoric belies this fact, but the man was up until recently a huge fan of single-payer healthcare. Honest? Maybe, but not consistent.

    I'm sorry?

    I don't understand how Trump is a Democrat unless you mean the word in some other sense.

    An actual Democrat, as in funnelling money into Chuck Schumer and Hilary Clinton's Senate campaigns by the bucketload and, again, running ads in support of single-payer healthcare and (get this) the liberalisation of immigration laws.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Yeah, he seems very unappealing to me and i'm not sure why anyone would like to be him.

    i'm guessing people who share his attitudes and would like to have his wealth as well.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    He's actually a pretty middling businessman. Getting his show on the air was probably his savviest decision in years at that point. And if we mean to discuss honesty, let's get real here: If we go by campaign donations, Trump comes off as a moderate Democrat. That he uses nationalistic, sometimes outright racist language and bizarre authoritarian rhetoric belies this fact, but the man was up until recently a huge fan of single-payer healthcare. Honest? Maybe, but not consistent.

    I'm sorry?

    I don't understand how Trump is a Democrat unless you mean the word in some other sense.

    An actual Democrat, as in funnelling money into Chuck Schumer and Hilary Clinton's Senate campaigns by the bucketload and, again, running ads in support of single-payer healthcare and (get this) the liberalisation of immigration laws.
    Clearly his running is a stunt to make the Republicans unelectable in the hope of giving Clinton an easy victory!

    (i don't actually think this)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    but why?


    I have no idea what anyone finds appealing about being like that.

    The man is an asshole, he is not likable in the least.
    Because I want to like ride around in tanks and shit bumping the tank's turret against the building of my competitors and force them to stare at my majesty
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    that's what I'd do if I were rich in between business stuff
  • BeeBee
    edited 2015-09-19 01:26:09


    I'm sorry?

    I don't understand how Trump is a Democrat unless you mean the word in some other sense.
    Up until the last few years much of his policy was distressingly moderate for as batshit insane as he is on other platforms.  Right now he's basically just aiming for the lowest common denominator of the base for the sake of limelight stunts.

    Like, he's been on the record in the past supporting:
    - abortion rights
    - legalizing drugs
    - universal healthcare
    - taxes on the rich
    - staying out of wars
    - assault weapon bans and waiting periods on purchasing guns
    - Hillary Clinton (!)
    - was a Democrat in 2001 (!!!)
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Tachyon said:

    He's actually a pretty middling businessman. Getting his show on the air was probably his savviest decision in years at that point. And if we mean to discuss honesty, let's get real here: If we go by campaign donations, Trump comes off as a moderate Democrat. That he uses nationalistic, sometimes outright racist language and bizarre authoritarian rhetoric belies this fact, but the man was up until recently a huge fan of single-payer healthcare. Honest? Maybe, but not consistent.

    I'm sorry?

    I don't understand how Trump is a Democrat unless you mean the word in some other sense.

    An actual Democrat, as in funnelling money into Chuck Schumer and Hilary Clinton's Senate campaigns by the bucketload and, again, running ads in support of single-payer healthcare and (get this) the liberalisation of immigration laws.
    Clearly his running is a stunt to make the Republicans unelectable in the hope of giving Clinton an easy victory!

    (i don't actually think this)

    I honestly have no idea what his deal actually is. He used the same rhetoric about Japan in the 80s as he does with Mexico now in a different context, so that's not new, but I think running as a Republican is primarily a matter of opportunism. He wants to be even more famous than he already is and running for president of the US is one hell of a vehicle; that he can seize on the moment more easily by riling the kooks is almost a coincidence.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I just kind of assumed Trump's campaign was a vanity thing

    He's not going to end up anywhere near the Oval Office, so what does he have to gain besides a LOT of attention?
  • Bee said:



    I'm sorry?

    I don't understand how Trump is a Democrat unless you mean the word in some other sense.
    Up until the last few years much of his policy was distressingly moderate for as batshit insane as he is on other platforms.  Right now he's basically just aiming for the lowest common denominator of the base for the sake of limelight stunts.

    Like, he's been on the record in the past supporting:
    - abortion rights
    - legalizing drugs
    - universal healthcare
    - taxes on the rich
    - staying out of wars
    - assault weapon bans and waiting periods on purchasing guns
    - Hillary Clinton (!)
    - was a Democrat in 2001 (!!!)
    what is life anyway
  • You know, that's what I thought until he lost his contracts with Univision and ABC and just kept doubling down. 

    Some people are just blind to the possibility of failure--Romney didn't even have a concession speech written, remember.
  • i think he's just having fun with it

    seeing how much he can push it

    like, at this point he's sunk enough into it that sinking more into it aint a big deal?
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Well, he doesn't have anywhere near as much money as he claims, so it's unlikely he'll be able to sink enough into it for a Presidental run if he doesn't get the Republican nomination.
  • i know he doesnt, im speaking of like social capital
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    naney said:

    i think he's just having fun with it

    seeing how much he can push it

    like, at this point he's sunk enough into it that sinking more into it aint a big deal?


    Yeah, he seems to be having fun just stirring the pot.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Trump believes only in that which believing in will get him support/attention/money.

    If actually chosen as the republican nominee, I think he will quit.  

    He wants to run for president, not be president.


  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    You are probably right, although he might keep running if he gets the nomination. The question is whether it will be any sort of real contest.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    The problem is that if he were to not accept the nomination, he would be deemed a quitter by his own logic.

    If he gets nominated, he's basically trapped himself into having to run. It will be quite fun to watch.
  • you guys keep talking about "fun" but I'm (irrationally?) concerned that the amount of people thinking this is funny is betraying a very serious issue: namely that a despicable wretch of a human being, far moreso than most other presidential candidates, is about two (admittedly difficult) steps away from the White House.

    Ask yourself what a Trump presidency would actually entail.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    That assumes that he could ever gain more than a quarter of the electorate in this sad, sorry country. If forced to choose between him and Clinton or even Sanders, it will be the latter choice or some third-party contender. Trump has a weird sort of charisma, but little else.
  • i dunno

    maybe I just way overestimate how conservative this country on the whole is but all I hear for him around here (even among seemingly rational people) is rote praise.

    usually for being "ballsy" or "honest" or whatever else.
  • the Trump presidency literally could not occur

    he is two steps away from the white house, but those aren't steps he can take
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    This is probably irresponsible of me to think, but I will actually be almost glad if it ends up being Trump vs. Sanders, because that will at least be a reasonably honest picture of the country.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    If that happens, it may well wind up, as I implied, turning into a three-way or even four-way race to make up for the positions being left out of the equation. Trump's economics are unsatisfying in equal measure to the left and right, so the likelihood of the emergence of a right-libertarian candidate like Johnson to fill the gap increases.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Who would the centre-left candidate be in this scenario?

    The only realistic candidate I can see would be Biden, and I'm not sure if he'd actually want to run.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Should Clinton drop out, I feel that Sanders has too much momentum behind him not to take the better part of the American Left with him. For the most part, the Democratic Party is not so much a centre-left party per se as a centrist party whose basic peripheral range is from moderately conservative to, well, where Sanders is, which is somewhat to the right of someone like Jeremy Corbyn but pretty far left for America. But strong progressive ideals with a practical bent hold a lot of power in the American psyche right now.
  • which is weird cuz Trump's like a multimillionaire.


    I'm sure Bernie Sanders is not exactly strapped for cash either, but being rich is all Trump's known for, which is why it's so crazy to me that anyone would even consider voting for him.

    My not-grandmother gave the explanation that he's "honest" and "knows how to run a business"

    shrug
    Donald Trump is a terrible businessman
  • We can do anything if we do it together.

    Should Clinton drop out, I feel that Sanders has too much momentum behind him not to take the better part of the American Left with him. For the most part, the Democratic Party is not so much a centre-left party per se as a centrist party whose basic peripheral range is from moderately conservative to, well, where Sanders is, which is somewhat to the right of someone like Jeremy Corbyn but pretty far left for America. But strong progressive ideals with a practical bent hold a lot of power in the American psyche right now.

    Yeah, very true.

    Unfortunately, the ideas Trump has backed also hold a lot of power among certain parts of the American psyche.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    But the thing is, most of them are negative and only have his willpower given as the ultimate solution. Sanders offers solutions to the problems he presents that empower the common people rather than a singular strongman, which is honestly a way more American way of doing things.
  • edited 2015-09-19 04:48:20
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    I'm very much agreed with that. The problem is that the sort of people Sanders' policies would help the most are the same people who think that Trump will save them. How can we get around that?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    One thing I find darkly amusing is that Huckabee is bending over backwards in increasingly desperate attempts to pander to the far right (to the point of pretending he would fail elementary school civics), but meanwhile Trump has those same people adoring him just by making an ass of himself.
  • edited 2015-09-19 04:58:19
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^ Coalition-building and, more generally, just letting Bernie be Bernie.

    ^ Huckabee is just gross.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Huckabee has a modicum of shame, so it's easy to tell when he's forcing himself to say stuff that he doesn't actually believe.

    Trump is utterly shameless, so he can get away with saying just about anything.
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