According to relativity, moving clocks run slower.

Princess Alice

...so why are all the clocks apparently moving so fast during the last hour of a Friday evening shift?

Salix Babylonika

time is just an idea, maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

Imipolex G

let's ask Counterclock

Klinotaxis

this implies there are clocks that aren't moving

Princess Alice

Klinotaxis said:

this implies there are clocks that aren't moving

Just because you don't know of any doesn't mean they don't exist. The universe is big. :|

Salix Babylonika

quantum tunnelling means that if i eat this strawberry, my cancer will be cured eventually

Calica

When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity.

-Albert Einstein