naney's official 21st birthday bash

Obā-san · 2015-06-24 05:00:00

(*streamers, ect*)

Salix Babylonika · 2015-06-24 05:01:09

woooooo get wasted

MissUtilis · 2015-06-24 05:01:27

Happy birthday

Also I can't read "streamers" without thinking of Pinkie Pie

Obā-san · 2015-06-24 05:02:14

Planet Jane said:
woooooo get wasted

Section42L · 2015-06-24 05:03:36

Happy birthday, Naney!

MissUtilis · 2015-06-24 05:04:29

naney said:

Planet Jane said:
woooooo get wasted

fun fact: catnip is my version of 101 Dalmatians: The Series's version of marijuana

Princess Alice · 2015-06-24 05:05:09

*gives u a shiny new squeaky mouse toy*

Crystal · 2015-06-24 05:05:14

Happy birthday my favorite kittyperson.

Flies down with a birthday basket in beak, containing a pouch of catnip and some special earphones

Obā-san · 2015-06-24 05:05:40

aww yiss

life is goooood

Obā-san · 2015-06-24 05:06:10

mom and i will be headding out early for breakfast so i should prolly try to sleep

Princess Alice · 2015-06-24 05:07:47

Crystal said:
Happy birthday my favorite kittyperson.

Flies down with a birthday basket in beak, containing a pouch of catnip and some special earphones

A cat and a bird getting along, now that is something

Obā-san · 2015-06-24 05:13:58

but of course realistically there's no way in hell im falling asleep before 1

Klinotaxis · 2015-06-24 05:26:01

i brought the everclear

Obā-san · 2015-06-24 05:28:38

getting hammered is traditional but given the family history of alcoholism that seems ill advised so i have no clue what i should do

Salix Babylonika · 2015-06-24 05:28:41

I got you a plastic ball with a bell inside of it and a bottle of Arrogant Bastard.

Salix Babylonika · 2015-06-24 05:35:57

^^that post was not there when I made mine sorry

Yarrun XIX · 2015-06-24 05:36:14

-gives naney a knife. a big one-

Obā-san · 2015-06-24 05:36:40

ty

Yarrun XIX · 2015-06-24 06:02:26

In the process of going through this ridiculous self-made meme, I've discovered that big knives are expensive

Calica · 2015-06-24 06:04:01

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Klinotaxis · 2015-06-24 06:04:59

hm

maybe pot

or just sugar

i like sugar

Tachyon · 2015-06-24 06:38:13

balloons

cake

happy birthday!

Corvina · 2015-06-24 06:51:51

Happy birthday, naney!

sunn wolf · 2015-06-24 10:12:52

happy bidet

here is

a cute kitty waistcoat

Tre · 2015-06-24 10:46:58

Happy birthday, Nyaney.

Obā-san · 2015-06-24 11:11:53

awww thank youuuuu!!

glennmagusharvey · 2015-06-24 12:13:30

Happy birthday!

so is this your sweet eleventeenth birthday party?

Obā-san · 2015-06-24 20:45:16

ok so i got a 50 dollar goodwill giftcard, so i went to goodwill and i got:

* a steel slinky

* high waisted jeans

* a v fierce looking fur-trimmed denim vest

* Ursula K. Le Guin's The Left Hand of Darkness

* Haruki Murakami's 1Q84

* Fiona Apple's Tidal

* E-40's In a Major Way

* REM's Lifes Rich Pageant

* Bettie Serveert's Lamprey

Klinotaxis · 2015-06-24 20:48:03

i have heard mixed things about 1q84. if it doesn't suck i would like to know that

Obā-san · 2015-06-24 20:52:51

i started reading it a while back and enjoyed what i had read

Section42L · 2015-06-24 20:53:05

I need to get around to listening to Tidal in full.

Jon Brion's arrangement work is of great interest to me.

Salix Babylonika · 2015-06-24 21:02:04

* E-40's In a Major Way

"I wear these glasses so that I can look like a square

But if you ever see me in a fight with a bear

Don't help me ni**a, help the bear!!"

Yarrun XIX · 2015-06-24 21:07:13

Don't make me choose, darn it

Princess Alice · 2015-06-24 21:08:20

Obā-san · 2015-06-24 21:10:03

now i am imagining E-40 getting into a rap battle w/ a rapping bear

Obā-san · 2015-06-24 21:10:46

it's the gritty and "urban" remake of The Country Bears you never wanted

Salix Babylonika · 2015-06-24 21:11:40

naney said:
now i am imagining E-40 getting into a rap battle w/ a rapping bear

honestly 40 doesn't seem like that great of a battle rapper because his style is so syllable-packed that I have to assume it's hard to come up with stuff off the top of your head.

that said 40 is also gang affiliated to this day so if you humiliate him you will probably die the next time you're in California. Almost happened to Biggie.

wanna know another rapper with legitimate gang ties?

MC Hammer, who, related to the above story, almost had 3rd Bass killed.

Salix Babylonika · 2015-06-24 21:13:44

I learned all of this from rapper, reddit power-user, and all around good Floridian Mr. 3, so take my word at that value.

Yarrun XIX · 2015-06-24 21:14:26

Don't fight E-40.

Go back and fight J Cole again

PatchAwful · 2015-06-24 23:04:58

Happy birthday! Have a happy birthday cake!

It was especially selected, and totally not the first one I found on google images or anything

eriophora zia · 2015-06-24 23:28:42

naney said:
getting hammered is traditional but given the family history of alcoholism that seems ill advised so i have no clue what i should do

Go out and get one very fancy and tasty drink instead of going the hammered route, maybe? Get a dessert martini or something. I dunno.

thenamelesssamurai · 2015-06-25 03:46:06

Kinda belated, but happy birthday dude.

naney's official 21st birthday bash

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