Odradek pisses off male college students everywhere

Odradek

Dennis Leary might have taken Bill Hicks's style, but he made it better.

Calica

dennis leary is the one who thinks autism isn't real, right?

Salix Babylonika

neither of these people are funny

Obā-san

do you know who is funny

peter sotos

Calica

"If you are in marketing or advertising, kill yourself"-bill hicks

"HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY!"-someone who probably works for a military contractor

Odradek

Planet Jane said:

neither of these people are funny

Calica said:

dennis leary is the one who thinks autism isn't real, right?

If Bill Hicks had his shtick stolen by the Hell itself, I would at least make a favorable reference to the Devil on Heaper's Hangout.

Obā-san

to be fair the victims of marketing live on while the victims of the military industrial complex are rarely so fortunate

(*spams laugh track like a shit DJ spamming an air horn sample*)

Obā-san

JOKEAHOICS REAL JOKE SHIT

Calica

"jfk, shot by lee harvey oswald? .........preposterous!!!"-a funny joke from a funny jokeman

Imipolex G

stand-up comedy is a thing I will never understand the appeal of

Obā-san

i like it sometimes

Salix Babylonika

some standup comedians are funny Bill Hicks just isn't one of them

Tachyon

Planet Jane said:

some standup comedians are funny Bill Hicks just isn't one of them

Odradek

Imipolex G-cup said:

stand-up comedy is a thing I will never understand the appeal of

Probably because people elevate Bill Hicks and George Carlin as the best of the art.

It's like if people said Disaster Movie and Grown-ups 2 were the best comedy movies of all time.

Imipolex G

...they aren't?

Odradek

In fact, they aren't.

glennmagusharvey

Imipolex G-cup said:

stand-up comedy is a thing I will never understand the appeal of

I think Russell Peters is the only time I really found stand-up comedy funny.

His stories were endearingly funny.

Not mockingly funny or insultingly funny or stereotypingly funny or sexually funny or otherwise uncomfortably funny like most stand-up comedians.

Imipolex G

I think that's a major problem I have with stand-up, so much of it seems based around being insulting, mocking, stereotypical, etc.

glennmagusharvey

I'm sorry, the (n+1)th joke about how shitty women are at driving or how they should stay in the kitchen is just as stupid, demeaning, and facepalm-worthy as the nth joke, the (n-1)th joke, and so on.

Calica

"we should kill everyone because someone heckled me by yelling freebird"-wow so funny

Yarrun XIX

We had two stand up comedians at new student orientation

The first one did a joke about how she was talking about bjs at an earlier show and how that was translated by the sign language translator at the time. The second one yelled at us for laughing at the earlier joke

Imipolex G

oh no, we laughed at a joke, how terrible

glennmagusharvey

Yarrun XIX said:

We had two stand up comedians at new student orientation

The first one did a joke about how she was talking about bjs at an earlier show and how that was translated by the sign language translator at the time. The second one yelled at us for laughing at the earlier joke

is it bad that i laughed when imagining this sequence of events as an outsider?

Odradek

Yarrun XIX said:

We had two stand up comedians at new student orientation

The first one did a joke about how she was talking about bjs at an earlier show and how that was translated by the sign language translator at the time. The second one yelled at us for laughing at the earlier joke

Hire two insult comics, but they just insult each other.

It's like rap battles, but with speaking.

glennmagusharvey

scandal erupts when it is discovered that one is a furry and the other likes eroges

Anonus

I'm a furry, you know u_u

lee4hmz

"YOU SUCK MCBAIN"

Calica

glennmagusharvey said:scandal erupts when it is discovered that one is a furry and the other likes eroges



Anonus said:I'm a furry, you know u_u

if i actually liked eroges i'd respond with "I like eroges, you know"

Odradek

Mad Max: Furry Road

Salix Babylonika

Mad Max: Fur Eroge

Yarrun XIX

glennmagusharvey said:

Yarrun XIX said:

We had two stand up comedians at new student orientation

The first one did a joke about how she was talking about bjs at an earlier show and how that was translated by the sign language translator at the time. The second one yelled at us for laughing at the earlier joke

is it bad that i laughed when imagining this sequence of events as an outsider?

I thought it was pretty funny too, in hindsight. Probably at the time too.

glennmagusharvey

Calica said:

glennmagusharvey said: scandal erupts when it is discovered that one is a furry and the other likes eroges


Anonus said: I'm a furry, you know u_u

if i actually liked eroges i'd respond with "I like eroges, you know"

i don't hate furries

i just find it amusing that someone would start a scandal over it

Anonus

I don't

glennmagusharvey

i don't mean to mock you

i mean to mock those people who find furries, otakus, bronies, etc. offensive

and the implicit implication of "these people live their lives different than we do; shun them and cast them out and mock them and i want to stay away from them"

Bee

Planet Jane said:

neither of these people are funny

Obā-san

Anonus said:

I'm a furry, you know u_u

there are more furries than not-furries on this forum just saying

Tachyon

without meaning any offence or disrespect to anyone here, i am vaguely curious as to why anyone would identify as a furry at present who didn't have a longstanding connection to the fandom

cause like i think animals are cool and i like some cartoons and video games with talking animals in them, which i know by at least some standards would make me a furry, but i have never felt any inclination to identify as such and the fandom mostly doesn't interest me

Obā-san

it's a thing that just clicks

Tachyon

i can dig that

glennmagusharvey

it's one of those labels that is sort of a continuum rather than a sharp division

there are some people who don't like anthropomorphic animals at all

and then there are some people who are completely obsessed with them and/or fetishize them

and then for everyone in between, there's a probability between 0 and 1 that the person identifies as a furry, with that probability rising as one goes away from the first group toward the second, assuming they're arranged in order from zero interest to obsessive interest

Tachyon

that is a very clinical description of the state of affairs

but it doesn't tell me anything about what furries actually think

Salix Babylonika

they think about gay fursuit boning 24/7

glennmagusharvey

the probability of that being the case for a randomly selected person who identifies as a furry is somewhere between 0 and 1

[yes i know this is meaningless, but it just seemed funny to remark in reply to the comment two posts up]

Miss Miko Mayonegg

Anonus said:

I'm a furry, you know u_u

You sick fuck. :o

Obā-san

Planet Jane said:

they think about gay fursuit boning 24/7

can confirm

Tre

Functionally speaking, I'm a (mostly) male college student and I'm not pissed off.

Sorry Myrm.

Yarrun XIX

i barely even parsed the sentence

glennmagusharvey

i'm a male college student and i can't remember who dennis leary or bill hicks are

Section42L

I'm also a (functionally) male college student, and I'm just weirded out at how often I end up being so opposed to most of HH on things.

Klinotaxis

odreadek is a male college student

glennmagusharvey

I'm a male college student who doesn't study music or videogames yet I have at least some ability to recognize the distinctiveness in the stylings of Jake Kaufman and Hitoshi Sakimoto.