Florida expat

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:32:47

Somehow managing to be even more useless and less super than the world's worst superhero.

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:33:10

Florida expat insults five religions in ten words

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:33:52

Florida expat steals a Yoda action figure in order to confirm intellectual property rights infringement for purpose of bad joke

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:34:59

Florida expat, too lazy to get new e-mail address, shitposts on small-time forum instead of twitter

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:37:49

Florida expat illegally downloads videogame then purchases hard copy despite not owning associated game system

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:38:40

Florida expat blasts music from car in middle of forest at night

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:42:15

Florida expat experiences software problems post-update, reverts update, updates again using same process

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:43:17

Florida expat expresses opinion on internet

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:44:10

Florida expat wastes several hours laughing out loud at self

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:45:15

Hungry Florida expat goes to McDonald's for two-for-one special and forgets to order two-for-one special

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:46:48

Florida expat apparently convinced that diet of bananas and potato chips is "balanced"

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:47:38

Florida expat attempts to have open-minded political discussion with tea-partier

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:48:22

Florida expat seeks relationship advice from fellow Florida expats

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:50:49

Florida expat attempts to pick up girls in a dungeon

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:53:03

Florida expat does scientific study on shoving beans into nose

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:54:05

Florida attempts steam distillation process to recover data from hard drive

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:54:27

Florida expat makes typo and refuses to correct it

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:55:43

Florida expat attempts to create forced meme

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:56:42

Florida expat tries YouTube video monetization, begs for subscribers

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:58:00

Florida expat arrested after failing to attach eyes, mouth to palm tree

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 06:58:41

Florida expat doesn't think this was "a bad idea"

Yarrun XIX · 2015-05-02 07:49:34

Florida expat fails to be amused by florida expat jokes

Klinotaxis · 2015-05-02 07:56:25

eleven

Salix Babylonika · 2015-05-02 07:58:09

Florida expat will never stop going in.

Anonus · 2015-05-02 08:47:16

Visitor to Florida thinks "Florida Expat" sounds like the name of a B-52's song

Section42L · 2015-05-02 18:58:49

Klinotaxis said:
eleven

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-02 19:38:48

Florida expat arrested for attempted robbery of "upwards of one Sega tape"

Imipolex G · 2015-05-02 19:55:10

as a psychedelic rock fan I sometimes feel bad that I don't really appreciate the Grateful Dead that much

yntkt

Calica · 2015-05-02 20:22:17

you do know that weird florida is because of florida's sunshine laws allowing reporters to get information on pretty much every arrest, right?

glennmagusharvey · 2015-05-04 20:36:18

Florida expat recognizes that former home state is unlikely to actually have statistically significantly weirder people than US average but continues mockery anyway "because it's funny"

Salix Babylonika · 2015-05-04 20:41:12

Florida expat my man.

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