If you give a heaper a cookie...

Princess Alice · 2015-04-16 23:14:28

Inspired by Laura Numeroff's classic children's book.

If you give a heaper a cookie, she's going to ask for a glass of milk.

Obā-san · 2015-04-16 23:16:13

and latkes

Yarrun XIX · 2015-04-16 23:24:48

give a heaper milk, they will ask for a cow

Anonus · 2015-04-16 23:32:39

give a heaper a cow, they will ask for another cow of the opposite sex so that they may start a miniature cow society

Yarrun XIX · 2015-04-16 23:40:22

And when they've achieved that society, they shall ask for a new organism to lead them. The Cow Queen.

eriophora zia · 2015-04-16 23:44:32

When a heaper wants a Cow Queen, they will ask for an Imi.

Imipolex G · 2015-04-16 23:50:54

I knew this would lead to me, eventually.

Anonus · 2015-04-16 23:56:46

all hail the Cow Queen

Imipolex G · 2015-04-16 23:56:59

yes

Bee · 2015-04-17 07:11:28

Imagine a spherical boob in vacuum...

Imipolex G · 2015-04-18 02:42:25

*imagines it*

glennmagusharvey · 2015-04-18 14:04:17

Bee said:
Imagine a spherical boob in vacuum...

*imagines a cylindrical body instead*

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