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My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
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  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    She can't be very educated if she's serving too much food. 
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    Basic education proves that you should overfeed your kids. 
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    please do not throw sausage pizza away
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Counterclock said:

    She can't be very educated if she's serving too much food. 

    girl u dont know how many people "us" is

    for all you know it could be like 15 of them, like it's a birthday party or some shit
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Sohcahtoa

    Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge

    Icky Dust Ten Ten.

    Donkey Kong Punts Crates Onto Fuschia-Grained Slopes
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Funny, I always heard it as "Every Good Boy Does Fine"

    It's funny how these have so many variations
  • buttercrispybuttercrispy
    fat cows go dancing at eddie's barn and good burritos don't fall apart are the ones going through my head
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ...I hope eddie isn't fast eddie
  • PatchAwfulPatchAwful
    The Mysterious Ballerina and her Tree Stump Ghosts
    You should've asked that before going dancing at his barn!
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    D:
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Men, I can't, I shant, formulate an anthem where the words comprise mnemonics, dreaded mnemonics for pi.  The numerals just bother me always, even the dry anterior, try to request something lower (zero) in numerary aptitude, even I, pantaloon gallant, I cannot actualize the requested mnemonics, the leading fifty, I (fzzz)
  • CorvinaCorvina
    Vampire Lady of Corvidia

    (The other Jane)
    Ah yes, piems. I found one that was a parody of "The Raven"--I'll get back to you when I find it again
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