Her Royal Highness's Ministry of Propaganda [TOP SECRET]
From: H.R.H. Princess Alice
To: [REDACTED]
Subject: Posters
Received: 2014-11-25 14:03:21
This is National Novembing Weekend, and it's going to be a big weekend for shopping. I'm thinking we should put some posters in the elevators at [REDACTED] Mall and probably the department stores on [REDACTED] Avenue in the [REDACTED] District.
Here's some tentative ideas for phrasing. Run them by [REDACTED] and then contact me once you've got them printed up:
DEMOCRACY IS FOR PEOPLE WITH POOR HYGIENE
ELECTED LEADERS NEVER GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT ANYWAY
BIRDS GO IN PUBLIC NAKED, SO WHY SHOULDN'T YOUR HEAD OF STATE?
DEMOCRATIC ELECTIONS MEAN CAMPAIGN ADS. DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT?
INTRODUCING DEMOCRACY TO CENTRALIA WILL MAKE PUPPIES SAD.
To: [REDACTED]
Subject: Posters
Received: 2014-11-25 14:03:21
This is National Novembing Weekend, and it's going to be a big weekend for shopping. I'm thinking we should put some posters in the elevators at [REDACTED] Mall and probably the department stores on [REDACTED] Avenue in the [REDACTED] District.
Here's some tentative ideas for phrasing. Run them by [REDACTED] and then contact me once you've got them printed up:
DEMOCRACY IS FOR PEOPLE WITH POOR HYGIENE
ELECTED LEADERS NEVER GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT ANYWAY
BIRDS GO IN PUBLIC NAKED, SO WHY SHOULDN'T YOUR HEAD OF STATE?
DEMOCRATIC ELECTIONS MEAN CAMPAIGN ADS. DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT?
INTRODUCING DEMOCRACY TO CENTRALIA WILL MAKE PUPPIES SAD.
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Comments
To: [REDACTED]
Subject: Re: Posters
Received: 2014-11-25 16:18:44
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Hey. I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but I think an ad warning that a change will generate ads won't be too convincing.
Anyway, yes, you have free read access to the Centralian ITS Cute Animal Image System. Your unified login should work. Since you're you, you'll have access to all of it. Don't use images tagged "Project [REDACTED]", they've got lots of [REDACTED] in them, and you can't see it without specialized software. Most of it doesn't work, and the stuff that does doesn't work as intended. Let's not take risks. Talk to that creep [REDACTED] if you want [REDACTED]. Also avoid [REDACTED] induce vomiting.
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