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we haven't had a good shitposting thread in a while

AnonusAnonus
edited 2014-11-17 03:42:47 in General
like wtf

this is the downside of occasional random bursts of necros

reminding me of this

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  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    the shitposts are coming

    keep 'em coming Jane
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    No, I'm going to bed.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    aww, good night
  • WallmanWallman
    Next one coming up!
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  • WallmanWallman
    Next one coming up!
    a pile of turd
  • WallmanWallman
    Next one coming up!
    Microsoft Sam speaking Jack Bo Schitt
  • WallmanWallman
    Next one coming up!
    okay now this is a good shitposting thread
  • WallmanWallman
    Next one coming up!
    imagine a fence post made of solidified feces
  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    You know how people grow older, and then they atart putting away their old toys, and moving onto new interests and things like that? 

    Well, it's 2015, why haven't we started inventing toys that stay relevant as the child ages... like an aging toy. 


  • TanyaTanya
    Pizza Dog
    It's basically 2015 already, don't try to correct me. 
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Counterclock said:

    It's basically 2015 already, don't try to correct me. 

    no it's still 2003
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    culturally, I think it's 1962 or something
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Imipolex G said:

    culturally, I think it's 1962 or something

    some people certainly WANT us to go back to the 1960s, specifically the time before all those environmental protection laws and civil rights laws
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Counterclock said:

    You know how people grow older, and then they atart putting away their old toys, and moving onto new interests and things like that? 


    Well, it's 2015, why haven't we started inventing toys that stay relevant as the child ages... like an aging toy.
    Video games as social justice spaces? Gamergate? Shitpost forums that evolve into demented venues of chit-chat?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it's now 1963
  • Miss Miko MayoneggMiss Miko Mayonegg
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Even if you add more realistic features to your toy truck and say you're an adult now, it's still not a real truck.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    real trucks r lame
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    glennmagusharvey said:


    Imipolex G said:

    culturally, I think it's 1962 or something

    some people certainly WANT us to go back to the 1960s, specifically the time before all those environmental protection laws and civil rights laws
    the good things about the '60s: mid-century design
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    also psychedelia, once that kicked in
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Advantages to toy trucks over real trucks:

    • Much less expensive
    • Don't require a CDL to operate
    • Can easily be stored in a box instead of a truck stop somewhere
    • Can put it in your backpack and take it to play with during kindergarten recess
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    Anonus said:

    the shitposts are coming


    keep 'em coming Jane
    I will take this as a sign.
  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    Central Avenue said:

    Can put it in your backpack and take it to play with during kindergarten recess

    What, you can't do this with a regular truck?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Haven said:


    Central Avenue said:

    Can put it in your backpack and take it to play with during kindergarten recess

    What, you can't do this with a regular truck?
    Trust me, I've tried!
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Scott Brown did it!
    Anonus said:

    glennmagusharvey said:


    Imipolex G said:

    culturally, I think it's 1962 or something

    some people certainly WANT us to go back to the 1960s, specifically the time before all those environmental protection laws and civil rights laws
    the good things about the '60s: mid-century design
    It was still the time when designers chiseled things by hand rather than splashing around abstract regular shapes on computer monitors as inspiration, yes.
  • AnonusAnonus
    edited 2015-08-18 02:45:13
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    glennmagusharvey said:

    Scott Brown did it!

    Anonus said:

    glennmagusharvey said:


    Imipolex G said:

    culturally, I think it's 1962 or something

    some people certainly WANT us to go back to the 1960s, specifically the time before all those environmental protection laws and civil rights laws
    the good things about the '60s: mid-century design
    It was still the time when designers chiseled things by hand rather than splashing around abstract regular shapes on computer monitors as inspiration, yes.
    I honestly can't tell if this is a Flintstones joke or not
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Shitposts are boring
  • One-Winged EagleOne-Winged Eagle
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Odradek said:

    Shitposts are boring


  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    shitposts are sometimes amusing to me
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    Queen Poison said:


  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Odradek said:

    Shitposts are boring

    says he of the stitched-together Religiochristioislamisim copypastas
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    I have never found out the context for that video and never want to.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Queen Poison said:

    I have never found out the context for that video and never want to.

    it reminds me of those weird sensory things

    like when the person pretends to cut your hair?
  • buttercrispybuttercrispy
    naney said:

    Queen Poison said:

    I have never found out the context for that video and never want to.

    it reminds me of those weird sensory things

    like when the person pretends to cut your hair?
    ASMR??
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Embedded image permalink
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    buttercrispy said:

    naney said:

    Queen Poison said:

    I have never found out the context for that video and never want to.

    it reminds me of those weird sensory things

    like when the person pretends to cut your hair?
    ASMR??
    SUCKS TO YOUR ASMR
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    buttercrispy said:

    naney said:

    Queen Poison said:

    I have never found out the context for that video and never want to.

    it reminds me of those weird sensory things

    like when the person pretends to cut your hair?
    ASMR??
    yeah
  • sunn wolfsunn wolf
    caring & supportive funky kong picks you up from the airport
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