This week in actual quotes of the Great Philosophers

Odradek

I have forgotten my umbrella!-Friedrich Nietzsche

If there were no sun, it would be night.-Heraclitus

Were there a planet wholly inhabited by spiders(which is very possible)-David Hume

This has been

Actual Quotes

of the Great Philosophers

COLORFUL MOHI

That second one is actually just true.

Klinotaxis

so's the first one

Princess Alice

Klinotaxis said:

so's the first one

I don't see how you could possibly know that unless you were there

I'm onto you

Spacey

spiders are DANGEROUS and a planet of them is not something i can willingly endorse. shame on you david hume.

Obā-san

Spacey

a planetful of vriskas would be dangerous x8

too much dice

Yarrun XIX

"Switzerland is a curst, selfish, swinish country of brutes" -Lord Byron

Calica

david hume on the magic powers of bread

Odradek

The bread, which I formerly ate, nourished me: that is, a body of such sensible qualities was, at that time, endued with such secret powers

Sredni Vashtar

Skellett Skelletariat said:

"Switzerland is a curst, selfish, swinish country of brutes" -Lord Byron

...and who is denying this fact?

Imipolex G

Lord Byron was a poet, not a philosopher

Yarrun XIX

He was a Romantic, which was an art movement with a philosophy behind it. 

Yarrun XIX

Next you'll say that John Cage didn't get philosophic at times

Imipolex G

you just want to bash Switzerland

admit it

Odradek

He is in Russell's history of western philosophy, so

Imipolex G

He just wanted to bash Switzerland

Yarrun XIX

It's not my fault that their version of Deutsch is less awesome than the original version.