hello? Pearly Gates Customer Service?

edited 2014-10-18 07:40:00 in General
I'd like to report a bug with my gender identity switch

it seems to keep alternating between the "cis" and "trans" settings at random

yes, I have tried unplugging myself and plugging myself back in

what?

oh, sure, I'll hold

[elevator music]

Comments

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Good luck. I'm still trying to get a refund on that childhood I had to spend as a boy.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    i've had the same problem.  emailed support months ago.  still no response
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I will never buy from this company again
  • I will never buy from this company again

    they have a monopoly on all life though

    i think i'm gonna file an antitrust suit against them
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    you do that
  • kill living beings
    everyone knows the FTC is in god's pocket, glenn
  • I've got bones to pick with them over the lack of a standardized implementation of Asexual Knowledge and Autism Awareness modules in every model they make, but eh

    I guess it's our job to pick up the slack
  • I've got bones to pick with them over a number of things:
    * lack of an on/off switch for certain thought processes, including libido, racial recognition, familiarity recognition, etc.
    * lack of an on/off switch for certain bodily processes, including but by far not limited to the growth of facial hair
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