You are anxious

DisasterGrind

 
You sit alone at a desk grimacing. What do you do? 

One-Winged Eagle

I get hammered.

DisasterGrind

Your anxiousness becomes ebullient and you are overcome with an irrational need to work yourself over with a hammer.
  
The lyrics to U Can't Touch This flash through your mind in their entirety with each hammerfall.

One-Winged Eagle

I drink heavily.

Imipolex G

I put on a cow costume and go stand in a field.

Sredni Vashtar

While in the field, I pick flowers and consider drinking even more heavily.

DisasterGrind

After repeatedly casting Hammerne on yourself, you get the urge to put on a cow costume and drink in your favourite field. 
 


 But as you head for greener pastures, you notice something unpleasant is blocking your exit.

Sredni Vashtar

Smack the unpleasant thing in the face with your hammer while chanting Buddhist purification mantras.

glennmagusharvey

I post on Heapers' Hangout.

One-Winged Eagle

Be enlightened just a little bit - to the rank of Bodhisattva - grow a hundred arms and punch the stupid thing a thousand times.