Weird e8ay Feed8ack

edited 2014-08-30 13:12:45 in General
'Cause sometimes I like to look at the negative feed8ack on random sellers and sometimes it is hilarious.

"i was buy glazing machine, it was brooking. they don't answer me back no servi"

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GARBAGE GEM BRACELETS!! Cancelled Trans after I requested Refund. SHADY."

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not a voice,doesnt jump out and its 2 & half in tall. not worth plastic made of."

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Tired to wait the product and or my refund Beware!!! See other similar feedback"

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I got very small item I can not ware it and both sleeve has too different size"
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Comments

  • "Item was, in fact, an underfed cat."
  • image
    "You can do this one in every 30 times and still have 97% positive feedback."
  • "corupt came , Did not work helicopter ,I'm not satisfied at all I'm sory........"

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    They send for me a wrong blouse and even the money they havent send back!!!"

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    just stay away from this company. unserious to spoil for others who are serious."

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    i cant satisfied your service."

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    Full not compliance of goods. Horror"

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    The sizing is very size I order size 20 it is about size 14"

    It's fun trying to figure out what these people think they were trying to say.
  • "It very Very different pictures. I feel really thin and disposable."

    I am sorry to hear that you feel disposa8le, random e8ay shopper. ::::(
  • "Very quick shipment and very good neck less thanks"

    This was neutral feed8ack that was left not on a necklace but on filters for a microderma8rasion system.

    So unless they microderma8raded their neck off...
  • "Does not correspond to the picture! Folds no, inflated ball belly! Cannot wear."

    ...what?
  • Here are a 8unch that were presuma8ly left all 8y the same person.

    "!!!!!!!! FLEE ! FLEE ! FLEE ! FLEE ! FLEE ! FLEE ! FLEE ! FLEE ! FLEE !!!!!!!!"
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    !! VICE !! GIVE A number of packages OTHER PURCHASER !!!!"
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    SELLER TO LEAK!!! not received, refunded by paypal after complaint. THANK PAYPAL" (they left this one twice)


  • "This was made oddly, the fit is not wearable , badly shaped, won't fit a human"
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    then what will it fit?
  • I'm not sure I want to know.
  • edited 2014-09-20 16:36:35
    8luh 8luh.
    "▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ DVDSpauses&SKIPS!!! CONTACTpoor!!! SELLERdidNOTyetREFUND!!! ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀"

    You might have had room for spaces if you didn't put that checker8oard shit in.

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    Came without booklet and with the cover detonated."
  • "Looking at the picture u cant see they're actually dogs! Won't order from again"

    Do I even want to know what this person purchased?

    "
    Purchasedatsametimeasseveralotheritemsfromotherseverythingelsecamebutthis.poor."

    8reathe, e8ay customer. 8reathe.

    And some more:

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    Not the object i order. There is no brake, and that was the main argument.."

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    Don't purchase if you want this item this century"

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    Wrong item received not as pictured! No BLING JUST BLAH and cheesy cheap !"

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    Ren Hoek said it best - You are an Eeeeediot !!!!"

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    who knew your thighs were on your knees... definitely not thigh highs"

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    Very disappointed does not WHORT a penny. Hair is falling off 1st time I used" (how do you whort a penny?)

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    Product is not so good. it's very thing. not going to be a comfortable bed."


  • Mindfang said:

    "Product is not so good. it's very thing. not going to be a comfortable bed."


    Probably a cat complaining that the new computer isn't as easy to sleep on.
  • Haven said:

    Mindfang said:

    "Product is not so good. it's very thing. not going to be a comfortable bed."


    Probably a cat complaining that the new computer isn't as easy to sleep on.
    Damn it Dusty what have I told you a8out getting on my e8ay account?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    cheesy cheap!
  • Someone left an 8 as feed8ack. That's all, just a single num8er 8.
  • "Item ok but annoyed my telephone number printed on outside of envelope"

    Someone doesn't get how customs forms work.
  • "POOR seller! school season is OVER to wear hat! YOU FAILED ME!DON'T Buy here!"

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    item never received " somewhere in the planet now ""

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    Say case for macbook, but i receive a shelf-adhesive, the color is not the same."

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    *CameRIPPED*HadToSewMyOwnHat*SellerMadeNoOfferOfCompensation* (it is a cute hat)"
  • "Very bad material .even I can't used for animal "

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    Item exploded when turned on for the first time. Burned my hand badly!!"

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    I ruined my ceiling, unprofessional seller 0 knowledge of product!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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    Item is useless. Can't even hold my eyelid. Sad"

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    It took a month to get here and it broke when I dropped it" (Sounds like the 8r8king is your own fault, customer)

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    Finally received it and the arm was broke off of it. Wore it. It cut my stomach."
  • "Leaves a red coating on my nails - not too satisfied"

    This was a neutral feed8ack left on... red nail polish. What did they think it was going to do?
  • "It doesn't even look like the star nor the moon. It's all messed up."

    "Looks like crap In. Person took forever for garbage"


  • "In black variant was luxurious, white color debacle - unequal siti, stinking!!!!"

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    Only made for foreign girls..... It sucks"

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    Worst product. Hair doesn't match" (This was left on a necklace, there was no "hair" anywhere on the product.)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    obviously it didn't match the customer's hair, and that's terrible
  • That's as 8ad as red nail polish leaving a red coating on your nails.
  • Vriska said:


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    Worst product. Hair doesn't match" (This was left on a necklace, there was no "hair" anywhere on the product.)

    are you sure it was not an amulet of hair color change?
  • "we buy the coustom size XL the short are XL bout the pens are L thay dont same"

  • These seem to be all from the same person:

    "A Ebay Shamer Criminel Not to trust a Hillbill tame taker"

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    Pling Plang Pling Plang No itim Newer send the itim seller dont care only like t"

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    Time Robber No Itim China seller take monny for no itims newer newer get bag"

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    Crime China Seller No itim only Air and bla bla bla"

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    Frii shipping Ha Ha Ha Newer send Anithing Monny gorn"

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    Feag itims newer Bay here seller hawe no itims"

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    China miscredit Seller no respons no itim dont respect customers Dont Bay Bandit"

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    Try to sneek away and rise Pay 1300 % not to trust Kina Bandit"

    ...how did this person manage to spell "customers" correctly?
  • and why does "only air and bla bla bla" amuse me as much as it does?
  • "Should have read that the heads do not come wrapped. Kind of weird."
  • "the beautiful bows that have never touched me: (((("

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    ALL pet shops FORGERY !! Poisonous smell awful !!!! DANGER FOR CHILDREN !!!"

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    My son loves Pokemon" (This is not a weird feedback to leave, except that it was left as negative feedback on a vibrator...)


  • "My son loves Pokemon" (This is not a weird feedback to leave, except that it was left as negative feedback on a vibrator...)
    Wow.
  • Maybe it was blue and reminded him of all those overpowered Wobbuffets he keeps having to fight online.
  • Bee said:

    Maybe it was blue and reminded him of all those overpowered Wobbuffets he keeps having to fight online.

    Omfg.
  • "Very funny. You sent me a piece of crap. Might as well sent me a bag of dog poo."
  • Bee said:

    Maybe it was blue and reminded him of all those overpowered Wobbuffets he keeps having to fight online.

    Well, I would imagine being sort of wobbly and flopping around wouldn't be good qualities in a vibrator.
  • Encore, however, might be.
  • "The sweatshirt ARE defective on where open it stuffed EVERYWHERE IN FLOOR BEADS"

    ...what?
  • I still want to know why a sweatshirt is stuffed in floor 8eads or whatever that last one was trying to say. (wtf are "floor 8eads" anyway)

    Also:

    "A dear friend? What about my product is already Multakha it to me? ... Have not"

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    My lips feels weird after using it ! my skin it's peeling off wouldn't recommend"

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    You can t not use this items on cats or small dogs are too big."
  • "You lost my pocket."

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    Bad pruduck8" (I parsed this as "predicate")

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    :-( layers"


    "
    Very bad quality the seams cracks and i have to sew it all the time on my own!
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    Did not fit-was too short and sung." (I think they meant "snug" 8ut this was too funny imagining their garment singing)
  • what if the "layers" had 8een on a piece of Shrek merchandise

    it did not say what the feed8ack was on since the transaction was marked private
  • "Looks as much like silver as I look like Brad Pitt! Chinese crap for suckers."

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    Thanks for turning my finger green!! Not real!"

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    just 1 glove not 1 pair. You were going to send another and never recieved it" (does it fit? must you acquit?)

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    the nape item arrived"
  • "I dont buy blue!!! But I get blue, I'm not happy that."

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    This lipgloss dries to a glue consistency, it glues ur lips together" (Good, maybe it will shut you up. Also I have used the same lipgloss this review was on and it didn't glue my lips together.)

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    Everything comes barely broken exploits nothing" (...what?)
  • BeeBee
    edited 2015-02-02 17:05:07
    Technically Amazon, but it's relevant.


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  • Yes, that definitely qualifies.
  • edited 2015-02-02 21:02:12
    The Mysterious Ballerina and her Tree Stump Ghosts
    Might not be entirely relevant, but I feel that if we're talking about Amazon I should link these reviews of the Mr Men series

    (spoiler for size)

    Spoiler:
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  • "Never received the leather jacket I ordered, I got a pink frisbee instead."

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    Rip off company sent me a frisbee instead of my fitness tracker that I ordered"

    8oth on same seller. I wonder what they'd send if you ordered a Fris8ee?
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    You'd probably get a new computer or something.
  • In the "I can almost figure out what you were trying to say" category:

    "used sparpart !!!!"

    "you sold me not the all soxs."

    "These balls are not the balls pictured w/ the kids n the pit they are tiny cheap" (I think they wanted an extra hour in the 8all pit)

    "Dear electronicsfrom2006! I got a tooth whitening gel Pen Vnitener empty. This i" 


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