Is Wario a libertarian?

edited 2014-08-26 16:44:50 in General
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  • no, that is corporatist fiat currency he's holding there
  • To at least one person, probably.  Considering that the only requirements to be a libertarian are (1) being okay with legalizing pot, (2) being not okay with governments snooping on people like Waluigi does to Ligi, and (3) not giving a dfuck about the political system...yes.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    To at least one person, probably.  Considering that the only requirements to be a libertarian are (1) being okay with legalizing pot, (2) being not okay with governments snooping on people like Waluigi does to Ligi, and (3) not giving a dfuck about the political system...yes.

    Man, I only meet criteria 3.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I am one and two
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I'm a libertarian. I'm just not a Libertarian.
  • but are you wario?
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Naw.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Wario's in a world where turtle kings and princesses have some sort of actual political power

    libertarianism would probably be a step up, I think?
  • That depends, does the mushroom kingdom have universal health care?

    Dr Mario literally throws pills away, so presumably they're pretty easy to come by.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    naney said:

    I can't decide if this is science fiction, or economic fact but
    it's about as welcome, as an infection, of the urinary tract
    so let your mind and wallet fester, 'cause when you get down to it
    I think you'll have found, it's just another tune in a different cash register.

    (He's custom built) I'm custom bulilt, I'm c-c-c-c, custom built for capitalism.
    (He's custom built) You've seen the film now see the shorts.

    The sound of a thousand barking dogs is music, music to my ears.
    I can sell the bourgeoisie a mushy pea (and this song is one, constructively)
    This is no beggars opera, this is no threepenny tune.
    I can't decide if it's artistic creation, or just a non-going cash flow situation.

    (He's custom built) I'm c-c-c-c-custom built, custom built for capitalism.
    (He's custom built) Feel the quality, feel the length.

    I wasn't the one to slip Fidel Castro the exploding cigar.
    Why use a pen? You've got a typewriter.
    The sten gun's mightier than the guitar.
    Turn up the fat adjust the thermostat of the central hitting.
    Feed us some more of that deep fried tripe, I'll bring it up at the next meeting.

    (He's custom built) I'm c-c-c-c-custom built, custom built for capitalism.
    (He's custom built) You've seen the scenario, now buy the album.

    (c,c,c, custom)

    From it's present level the market is just as likely to rise as is to fall,
    To be more precise, the weight of probability of it's movements in either direction are the same.
    In
    other words, there could be a large chance of a small further recovery
    or a small chance of a large further drop, or vice versa.

    "Uses the original 1950's Blue Peter theme tune speeded up (not in it's original form)"

    (He's custom built)
    (He's custom built)
    I'm custom built for capitalism.

    Buy now, while stocks last.
    No time wasters please.
    Must be dedicated, energetic, young, vibrant.
    Image essential, please send photo.
    No headbangers.
    No experience necessary.
    Sounds experimental maybe.
    Sounds unbearable definitely.

    (He's custom built) I'm c-c-c-c-custom, custom built for capitalism.
    (He's custom built) This song is c-c-c-c....

    Three zeros ain't a lot to ask for, but what a difference they can make.
    The nought-ical (sic) ideology is what I desire for goodness sake.
    Collect these little dough-nuts, deposit into Swiss bank.
    It's always science fiction, or else it's corporation backed.

    (He's custom built)
    (He's custom built) Change to Self Immolation, we deliver the goods.
    (He's custom built)
    (He's custom built) You've heard the single now buy the album.
    (He's custom built)
    (He's custom built) You've seen the scenario now buy the album.
    (He's custom built)
    (He's custom built)
    (He's custom built) You've felt the quality, now feel the length.
    (He's custom built)
    (He's custom built)
    (He's custom built) You've seen the film now see the shorts.
    (He's custom built)
    (He's custom built)
    (He's custom built)
    (He's custom built)

  • kill living beings
    balls of steel
  • Haven said:

    That depends, does the mushroom kingdom have universal health care?


    Dr Mario literally throws pills away, so presumably they're pretty easy to come by.
    But he only has antibiotics.

    How does he get his other medical supplies?  Does he go to Pensee to trade for them?
  • edited 2014-08-27 06:49:53
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Lilly said:

    Wario's in a world where turtle kings and princesses have some sort of actual political power


    libertarianism would probably be a step up, I think?
    What's wrong with princesses having political power, hmm? v_v

    #obligatory
  • Lilly said:

    Wario's in a world where turtle kings and princesses have some sort of actual political power


    libertarianism would probably be a step up, I think?
    idk video game libertarianism hasnt proven be much fun
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I remember one time I tried playing a "libertarian" SimCity by basically lowering taxes to the minimum required for essential services like power and road maintenance and not providing any other services like schools or police

    I was basically taking the piss, since yeah, SimCity is kind of an inherently socialist game (to an extent)

    But it was still rather amusing
  • isn't video game libertarianism basically those "do anything" minecraft servers that always end up with the world destroyed?
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    libertarianism = go look at pretty much any ghost town on the plains
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