Why you should get cable

Anonus

so you can watch 800 channels that have three-letter initialisms that used to stand for something but no longer do and used to be about something unique but they've all degenerated into interchangeable reality show and/or Original Scripted Programming™ channels

Tre

at least GSN still means what it stands for

Fossilmaiden

Goldsnithing?

Obā-san

grunkle stan

glennmagusharvey

Gemini Saints Network

Gun Smithing Network

Good Smile Network

Gold & Silver Network

Guitar & Sax Network

Goldman Sachs Network

Gertrude's Snaggletooth Network

Grand Station Network

Grant Support Network

Imipolex G

my family never had cable, is that weird?

Anonus

glennmagusharvey said:

Gertrude's Snaggletooth Network

an entire network devoted to Snagglepuss's honest brother

glennmagusharvey

^^ No and you're probably blessed.

Imipolex G

ok then

lee4hmz

It used to be that the first law of network decay was "Over time, the probability of a genre network becoming yet another small-market independent station schedule-wise becomes 1." I suppose it still holds.