Frozen: The Series

Anonus

Set after the events of the hit movie, this show features Anna, Elsa, Sven, and Olaf. Kristoff isn't here because he fed himself to Sven to save him when they were starving to death.

Anna and Elsa were both impregnated by magic and gave birth to five children: Ol' Tobacky, Reginald, Pelvis, Daniel, and Tony (because Disney synergy). Olaf becomes a helicopter and the whole gang flies from Arendelle to Los Angeles for a new life. But it turns out Hans also lives in Los Angeles now, so he keeps hatching scheme after scheme to take over the whole city, for he feels it to be his right.

The show is, I may warn you, going to take a bit of a weird turn in the fifth episode, in which somebody lays a huge fucking egg!

Imipolex G

boobs

Sredni Vashtar

*...*

lee4hmz

if the egg has a genie in it, I'm calling the zany police

Sredni Vashtar

It's Nanami's egg.

By which I mean that Anonus should watch Utena.

Obā-san

provided there are no fuckawful singing sequences im sold

Anonus

having too many songs would betray the direction we're aiming for

glennmagusharvey

lee4hmz said:

if the egg has a genie in it, I'm calling the zany police

no, it has a mechanical angel, which you can customize to your liking and use it to battle against other people on special mind-controlled-doll-battle tables

Anonus

you don't know what the egg has in it