I am the King of Television, and I have given up

Anonus

My bounty of television outlets includes the broadcast network ABC, and cable channels like ESPN, HBO, TNT, TBS, Cartoon Network, ABC Family, CNN and AMC. But people keep telling me that television sucks.

Fine. What should be on television?

Yarrun XIX

An endless stream of cat videos.

Yarrun XIX

And nothing else.

Obā-san

Yarrun XIX said:

An endless stream of cat videos.

(*meow of approval*)

MetaFour

Air anything at all, but hire the Mystery Science Theater 3000 guys to provide constant running commentary.

lee4hmz

Yarrun XIX said:

An endless stream of cat videos.

http://www.animalplanet.com/tv-shows/too-cute-kittens

Imipolex G

metal and boobs