Christianity is the hipster religion

Odradek

Proof:

It cares more about original sin then all those unoriginal sins

It was founded by a bearded carpenter.

It was born from an indie Jewish sect you probably haven't heard of

Sredni Vashtar

Gnosticism is more hipsteriffic.

MetaFour

http://hipsterchristianity.com/anatomy.php

Tanya

And eventually the mainstream found it and now you've got people complaining about how they just don't get it. The

Bee

Apparently I rank about 2/3 of the way up their hipster meter, despite not recognizing most of the random-ass bands they name-dropped.