The Sad, Dimly Lit Bar of the Heapers' Hangout

Manly McMacho · 2014-04-22 22:30:04

Like The Emotional Problems Pile of the Heapers' Hangout Forum and The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout but with more ennui and better prices

Headaches suck but at least they're distracting enough.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-22 22:32:30

I want a mug of beer and then I want a new one each time I empty one. ^_^

Manly McMacho · 2014-04-22 22:33:46

*cracks a mug of beer over Miko's head*

Shit you're empty

*cracks another mug of beer over Miko's head*

Imipolex G · 2014-04-22 22:34:13

I'm just gonna sit here in a druggy daze

Manly McMacho · 2014-04-22 22:37:59

*sticks mouth over tap, guzzles*

Yarrun XIX · 2014-04-22 22:54:25

-tinkers with the broken jukebox-

Imipolex G · 2014-04-22 22:56:11

*stares mystically into neon beer sign*

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-22 22:57:05

Get the fuck out of my bar, you drunkards.

Last call was yesterday.

Manly McMacho · 2014-04-22 22:58:53

YOU get out of MY bar YOU drunktard *coughs up vomit*

Imipolex G · 2014-04-22 23:02:12

Aliroz · 2014-04-22 23:14:39

-Hands out copies of The Book Of Mormon-

Guys, alcohol is bad for your liver.

Imipolex G · 2014-04-22 23:21:24

My dad read the Book of Mormon once, just for kicks.

He was not impressed, but then, he was not impressed by alcohol either.

Manly McMacho · 2014-04-22 23:23:55

Aliroz said:

Guys, alcohol is bad for your liqueur.

*downs a grasshopper*

Klinotaxis · 2014-04-22 23:40:06

and so it came to pass that i was taking notes on mold growth patterns

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-22 23:47:17

Manly McMacho said:
*cracks a mug of beer over Miko's head*

Shit you're empty

*cracks another mug of beer over Miko's head*

*_*

*falls unconscious in a growing puddle of beer*

Imipolex G · 2014-04-22 23:47:52

*wakes Miko up*

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-22 23:48:08

i want beer ;_;

Imipolex G · 2014-04-22 23:49:25

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-22 23:55:55

^ :D

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-23 00:25:05

I'm calling the police.

Obā-san · 2014-04-23 00:28:07

on who and for what?

glennmagusharvey · 2014-04-23 00:40:17

Hey look, an NES game.

Miko said:
I want a cup of coffee and then I want a new one each time I empty one. ^_^

Manly McMacho said:
*cracks a cup of coffee over Miko's head*

Shit you're empty

*cracks another cup of coffee over Miko's head*

Aliroz said:
-Hands out copies of The Book Of Spirituality-

Guys, coffee is bad for your liver.

Imipolex G said:
My dad read the Book of Spirituality once, just for kicks.

He was not impressed, but then, he was not impressed by coffee either.

Miko said:

Manly McMacho said:
*cracks a cup of coffee over Miko's head*

Shit you're empty

*cracks another cup of coffee over Miko's head*
*_*

*falls unconscious in a growing puddle of coffee*

Miko said:
i want coffee ;_;

Tre · 2014-04-23 00:42:59

-sips on soda in the corner while nobody watches-

Imipolex G · 2014-04-23 00:43:19

caffeine'll kill ya

Tre · 2014-04-23 00:44:47

then I welcome Death with open arms

glennmagusharvey · 2014-04-23 00:45:38

ITT: Tre is level 5 of Castlevania 1

Obā-san · 2014-04-23 00:46:41

Tre said:
then I welcome Death with open arms

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-23 00:51:00

@glennmagusharvey your post made me laugh, because I am a gamer geek like you. ^_^

Imipolex G · 2014-04-23 00:51:17

great song

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-23 00:51:59

^^^ Death metal I can listen to. :)

Section42L · 2014-04-23 00:52:26

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2014-04-24 01:57:48

I've been drunk nearly all day

Being drunk is fun until you stop being drunk then it kind of blows

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-24 06:40:01

ikr

Anonus · 2014-04-24 17:25:24

This net neutrality stuff has me real upset. Maybe more than I ought to be...

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2014-04-24 17:38:48

I can't fully articulate what I'm trying to say but it feels really weird to me that you cannot find any info on the T.P.P. unless you specifically search the term itself.

Anonus · 2014-04-24 19:42:07

That thing is really far-reaching and nightmarish. Not just an Internet thing...

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2014-04-24 21:39:35

And somehow I'm slightly tipsy again? This has been a surprisingly boozy week

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2014-04-28 15:56:05

Being a rotting corpse might be fun

At least until something falls off

Princess Alice · 2014-04-28 16:48:52

Can I buy the bar and bulldoze it to build a playground

Manly McMacho · 2014-04-28 16:53:19

you can buy my dick and slap yourself in the face with it

...your highness

Princess Alice · 2014-04-28 16:55:33

Hmm...do I get a princess discount?

Manly McMacho · 2014-04-28 16:58:36

For the next decade only I'll give you 20% off PLUS a complementary set of hairy balls, love 'em or your money back and you WILL love them, just LOOK at what these babies can do

*hairy balls infomercial*

simply fantastic, order today and the power of these balls can be yours! no kingdom's complete without them!

Princess Alice · 2014-04-28 17:00:52

Hey Anonus, grab the checkbook, will ya?

Anonus · 2014-04-28 17:09:35

*brings you the checkbook*

Hexartes · 2014-04-28 17:24:22

Milk Bar Owner: Sounds like your show has been

canceled. You don't really need to

be here anymore.

Gorman: I came to drink!

I...I'm a customer!!!

Milk Bar Owner: Well then, customer, the bar

opens at 10 o'clock at night.

Please wait 'til then. And besides

that...

Milk Bar Owner: This bar is for members only.

Those without proof of membership

will be refused entry.

Gorman: Well, then I don't need milk!

I just want to sit and think for a

while...

Just give me a place to do that...

Milk Bar Owner: Fine. Be my... guest.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-28 21:30:18

Princess Alice · 2014-04-28 21:31:24

Anonus said:
*brings you the checkbook*

Whoa, you mean you actually approve of this purchase?

lee4hmz · 2014-04-28 21:31:44

heh, the channel owner wants you to SUScribe

Princess Alice · 2014-04-28 21:37:43

there that's done

Yarrun XIX · 2014-04-28 21:41:41

Hah! Fixed it!

Manly McMacho · 2014-04-28 21:41:58

Central Avenue said:

there that's done

Pleasure doing business with you your highness ^_^

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