› ›

ATTN: People pretending Gauss is meaningful

OdradekOdradek
edited 2014-04-16 16:47:24 in General
I hope you like your goddamn tenure and your students and your millions of math department winnings and your cocaine and your midnight blood rituals.

Comments

  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    *breaks down crying*
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    There there, Odra.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    who the fuck is Gauss
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    i hear the blood rituals get old
  • Previous CalicaPrevious Calica
    (flower path)
    Imipolex G said:

    who the fuck is Gauss

    back when CRTs were still a thing, he lived in your monitor and fucked up the color and that's what happened when you degaussed your monitor

    (actually he's a mathematician.  he did a lot of stuff.  i think he did stuff with magnetism and that's where degauss comes from)
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aw man the degauss button, I loved that thing

    It was fun to do it in front of people who had no idea what it was and watch them freak out as you made the computer screen go all funky
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wonder if future generations will think of CRTs as some kind of dinosaur technology

    The way we view, say, electronics with vacuum tubes
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    -calica said:

    Imipolex G said:

    who the fuck is Gauss

    back when CRTs were still a thing, he lived in your monitor and fucked up the color and that's what happened when you degaussed your monitor

    (actually he's a mathematician.  he did a lot of stuff.  i think he did stuff with magnetism and that's where degauss comes from)
    I'm sure Gauss is as Not Even Wrong about magnets as Violent J is.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Odradek said:

    I'm sure Gauss is as Not Even Wrong about magnets as Violent J is.

    I don't think that you're allowed to use science nerd lingo if you're going to use a thread to bitch about science nerds.
  • OdradekOdradek
    edited 2014-04-16 22:26:59
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Sredni Vashtar said:

    Odradek said:

    I'm sure Gauss is as Not Even Wrong about magnets as Violent J is.

    I don't think that you're allowed to use science nerd lingo if you're going to use a thread to bitch about science nerds.


    Stop using your logic on my cartoonish outrage. 
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    -calica said:

    Imipolex G said:

    who the fuck is Gauss

    back when CRTs were still a thing, he lived in your monitor and fucked up the color and that's what happened when you degaussed your monitor

    (actually he's a mathematician.  he did a lot of stuff.  i think he did stuff with magnetism and that's where degauss comes from)
    is that why Gauss Rifles are called that?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    what about Gaussian blur?
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ^^, ^ Yes.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Imipolex G said:

    what about Gaussian blur?

    The sound of feedback from the pickups on Damon Albarn's guitar?
  • Section42LSection42L
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    Sredni Vashtar said:

    Imipolex G said:

    what about Gaussian blur?

    The sound of feedback from the pickups on Damon Albarn's guitar?
    I don't know about you, but they're putting the holes in, yes, yes...
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    Central Avenue said:

    I wonder if future generations will think of CRTs as some kind of dinosaur technology


    The way we view, say, electronics with vacuum tubes
    I already do and I grew up with them
    Burgundy Queen said:



    is that why Gauss Rifles are called that?

    Yes, Gauss wrote the theory on magnetic accelerators
    Imipolex G said:

    what about Gaussian blur?

    Yes, Gaussian blur is the application of a Gaussian function (bell curve)
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I learned something today!
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Klinotaxis said:

    Central Avenue said:

    I wonder if future generations will think of CRTs as some kind of dinosaur technology


    The way we view, say, electronics with vacuum tubes
    I already do and I grew up with them
    I probably would too if not for the fact that I still use them

    (Is it just me, or do CRT TVs seem to last fucking forever?)
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    image
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ok, well, they last forever if you don't do that to them
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Central Avenue said:

    I wonder if future generations will think of CRTs as some kind of dinosaur technology


    The way we view, say, electronics with vacuum tubes
    I think of CRTs as dinosaur technology, and I owned some.
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I still have a CRT in here for my Apple IIgs, since it uses analog 15k RGB, and monitors that can handle that are very hard to find now.
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    is that pre vga O_o
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Fossilmaiden said:

    Central Avenue said:

    I wonder if future generations will think of CRTs as some kind of dinosaur technology


    The way we view, say, electronics with vacuum tubes
    I think of CRTs as dinosaur technology, and I owned some.
    Me, too, now that I think of it. I still have one sitting in my room.
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    The Apple IIgs was introduced in 1986, so yeah, pre-VGA but only just. I wish it could do 480p, that way I could just feed it to my ASUS monitor.
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    https://twitter.com/lgarron/status/991025002047655936 Time to bury this joking hatchet nobody remembers
  • BeeBee
    total normal electric flux out of an enclosed surface equals the enclosed charge divided by permittivity
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Thank you I assume those words mean something
Sign In or Register to comment.