No Logic Allowed

Princess Alice · 2014-03-15 17:44:21

That is the only rule of this thread.

Anyone who attempts to bring in logic will be spritzed in the face with a bottle of water like a naughty kitty.

sunn wolf · 2014-03-15 17:47:16

good thing i have cubase then

sunn wolf · 2014-03-15 17:47:30

^ actually pls spritz me in the face for that post. thank you.

Obā-san · 2014-03-15 17:48:47

Fuck u for making the DAW joke before I could

(*spritzerizes*)

Princess Alice · 2014-03-15 17:51:28

Y'all are dorks.

Anonus · 2014-03-15 17:58:58

what about the DWA joke though

/:J

Klinotaxis · 2014-03-15 17:59:34

disappointed cubase is not a drug

or a protein that destroys cubes

fuck cubes imo

WOW WAIT i just get the joke WOW DUDE

thenamelesssamurai · 2014-03-15 18:16:15

sunn wolf said:
good thing i have cubase then

If I wasn't at work when this thread was made, I would have made that joke.

Hexartes · 2014-03-15 18:27:48

Religion will flourish here then

Princess Alice · 2014-03-15 18:32:27

*spritzes Kexruct with the spray bottle anyway*

How illogical of me.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-15 18:34:48

what about insane troll logic

is that allowed

Hexartes · 2014-03-15 18:36:14

*is spritzed*

Whatever, didn't want to hang out with you UNLOGICS anyway.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-15 18:45:57

i say insane troll logic is allowed

i am not saving this draft

i am destroying it

gmh, destroyer of drafts

is gmh anti-war?

did gmh oppose the draft in vietnam?

cue medic

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-15 18:46:58

stop talking about drinking glasss

start talking about ber steins

if you really want to talk about interesting drinkware with letters E missing, tumblrs are relatively common and boring

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-15 18:47:20

i'm going to DOCK SOFTER

SO SOFT YOU WONT EVEN HEAR ME DOCK

THEN I WILL GET OFF THE BOAT

AND THEN I WILL no longer be sharing a boat with any of these annoying Lonely Island people

i won't look back because the hell with taking a good hard look at that m*****f***ing boat

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-15 18:47:54

happ yuthird unbirthday to a lot o fyou

why are there typos?

because i fon't deel like dorreting them

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-15 18:48:08

you should pronounce d's like cl's because they look atlike

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-15 18:48:38

Kexruct said:
Religion will flourish here then

stop playing tf2 and feeding gaben

sunn wolf · 2014-03-15 18:50:41

Yon Assassin said:
Fuck u for making the DAW joke before I could

(*spritzerizes*)

bitch what

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-15 18:51:32

tachyon didn't mention e-sports in his OP so they are not real sports

he also didn't mention baseball or stock car racing or golf or curling

so they are not real sports

good sports are a subset of real sports

so they are not good sports

we don't talk about bad sports on this forum

all the people here are good

some people here are jerks

so jerks are good people

FRICK YOU ALL WITH RUSTY NONFUNCTIONAL BLOWOUT PREVENTERS AND BLIND SHEAR RAMS :-DDDDDD

t. mitt robama

Princess Alice · 2014-03-15 18:52:00

Wouldn't someone having a third unbirthday be only 4 days old?

oh shit, i got logical there

*spritzes self*

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-15 18:53:36

you should sprite everybody

that would be sweet

Obā-san · 2014-03-15 18:54:07

sunn wolf said:

Yon Assassin said:
Fuck u for making the DAW joke before I could

(*spritzerizes*)
bitch what

sunn wolf · 2014-03-15 18:54:08

*ned flanders voice* i will have a white wine spritzer

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-15 18:55:12

white wine is for pussies

like that one

see that pussie has consmed a white whine spitzer

then he got elected to attorney general of new york

Tachyon · 2014-03-15 18:55:31

e-sports is for losers and nerds

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-15 18:55:55

and then he solicited gay sex in minnesota and killed a stripper in louisiana that he found in his binders of women

Princess Alice · 2014-03-15 18:56:51

Tachyon said:
e-sports is for losers and nerds

too logical

*spritzes*

Tachyon · 2014-03-15 18:58:14

*blinks*

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-15 19:00:15

SENSE ABEL

- - - - - VS. - - - - -

NONSENSE CAIN

===========

ONE NIGHT ONLY!

Tanya · 2014-03-15 19:48:36

Justice has a new name, and that name is Bieber,

The new Dread movie is starring him, prepare.

Section42L · 2014-03-15 19:52:19

I finally have an excuse to post this video.

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-15 21:48:06

HWO{OHWT{HOTHWTH{{HWOTHOWT{H{OHTTHOWHOW{OHWTHOHWTW{TH{OHWTTH{W{WOH

HTWOO

glennmagusharvey · 2014-03-15 21:48:35

the above post was a spritzing

which may or may not be a spriting

spriting involves turning sprites into pixel art of sprites, using Sprite

lee4hmz · 2014-03-15 22:52:51

we need a super soaker of logic

criminalscum · 2014-03-16 00:07:43

Central Avenue said:
That is the only rule of this thread.

Anyone who attempts to bring in logic will be spritzed in the face with a bottle of water like a naughty kitty.

But isn't determining what is logical or not itself logical?

Yarrun XIX · 2014-03-16 00:11:14

See, that's the kind of stuff that gets you paddled.

criminalscum · 2014-03-16 00:14:32

Yarrun XIX said:
See, that's the kind of stuff that gets you paddled.

Paddle me if you must, but first you must paddle yourself.

Haven · 2014-03-16 00:21:02

*affirms the consequent*

WHO'S GONNA STOP ME NOW

Princess Alice · 2014-03-16 00:30:04

criminalscum said:

Central Avenue said:
That is the only rule of this thread.

Anyone who attempts to bring in logic will be spritzed in the face with a bottle of water like a naughty kitty.
But isn't determining what is logical or not itself logical?

You know, that does seem like a logical thing to say.

*spritzes*

Previous Calica · 2014-03-16 02:12:36

i can prove the consistency of my logical system

Tanya · 2014-03-16 02:14:49

I shall abandon all things logical....

Now I'm ready to be a politician.

Previous Calica · 2014-03-16 02:25:27

i have this algorithm that'll tell me if any program halts

Obā-san · 2014-03-16 02:27:45

Yarrun XIX · 2014-03-16 03:09:21

criminalscum said:

Yarrun XIX said:
See, that's the kind of stuff that gets you paddled.
Paddle me if you must, but first you must paddle yourself.

Ah, but in order for me to paddle myself, you must first conquer the paddle within me.

Which, of course, means you getting paddled.

Obā-san · 2014-03-16 03:09:48

i've never been big on paddling

Previous Calica · 2014-03-16 03:10:03

recursion? that's a paddlin'

Obā-san · 2014-03-16 03:12:00

row row row your boat

gently down the stream

merrily merrily merrily merrily

life is but some incredibly lame BDSM scenario

Previous Calica · 2014-03-16 04:20:28

rho rho rho your boat

Anonus · 2014-03-16 04:26:15

sunn wolf said:

Yon Assassin said:
Fuck u for making the DAW joke before I could

(*spritzerizes*)
bitch what

is Prince covered in makeup

Justice4243 · 2014-04-07 03:41:02

Kexruct said:
Religion will flourish here then

No Logic Allowed

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