Fairly large, uncomfortably close pictures of Chuck E. Cheese

Tre · 2014-01-27 18:39:40

yeah, i don't know why either

Obā-san · 2014-01-27 18:41:07

D8

Tre · 2014-01-27 18:42:59

i know

new Chuck E.'s supposed to not be creepy, that was why they gave him a makeover

but christ

Tre · 2014-01-27 18:47:29

apparently they made these with the intention of making them wallpapers

i can see every last follicle of hair on his mousy face and it's creeping me out

Justice4243 · 2014-01-27 20:38:35

It's the eyes that get me when they're at full sized.

Imipolex G · 2014-01-27 21:34:46

the animatronic shit they had (still have?) is creepier than any of that

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-01-27 21:42:33

If I may be so blunt, that looks like the world's most terrifying and poorly-made attempt at a sex robot.

A possessed sex robot.

Imipolex G · 2014-01-27 21:47:30

pretty much

Anonus · 2014-01-27 22:09:42

Sredni Vashtar said:
If I may be so blunt, that looks like the world's most terrifying and poorly-made attempt at a sex robot.

A possessed sex robot.

Possessed by what or whom?

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-01-27 22:10:17

Something that eats the flesh of the unwary.

Imipolex G · 2014-01-27 22:10:27

corporate greed

Tre · 2014-01-27 22:25:29

OH MY OGD NO

Tre · 2014-01-27 22:26:45

i'm crying now and i don't even know whether it's from fear or laughter

perhaps a bit of both

Tre · 2014-01-28 15:05:08

mein gott

Yarrun XIX · 2014-01-28 15:05:48

Isn't that Beary from that one Gravity Falls Short?

Salix Babylonika · 2014-01-28 15:07:08

no, that is Lucifer the Dark Lord.

Tre · 2014-01-28 15:10:42

it is very much a possibility for that creature to be both

Tre · 2014-01-28 15:12:23

But really, it's the tagline that probably creeps me out the most

Like, this is supposed to be a family restaurant

Unrelated: the kids look like they want to die

lee4hmz · 2014-01-28 15:59:13

Tre said:
the kids look like they're going to die

fixed by a hungry bear

lee4hmz · 2014-01-28 16:00:10

Also, have a seal:

Anonus · 2014-01-28 16:08:58

You know Peter Paltridge wrote a big article about ShowBiz Pizza/Chuck E. Cheese's that I don't recall ever reading all of

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-01-28 16:10:04

OH MY GOD that is best seal ever

Tre · 2015-02-26 14:39:12

Guys, we fuckin' predicted Five Nights at Freddy's

this thread is proof

Calica · 2015-02-27 03:27:46

is chuck e still even around

Tre · 2015-02-27 03:38:03

Yep

He looks like the first picture on the page

★ ~ S U M M E R ✿ S A U S A G E ! ~ ★ · 2015-02-27 03:42:15

Tre said:
apparently they made these with the intention of making them wallpapers

i can see every last follicle of hair on his mousy face and it's creeping me out

I am not okay with the level of detail they put into his nose / ears / dead eyes / everything

does chuck e cheese even need a mascot when it's literally just the place to distract your kids so you can try and fail to relax without them before getting in a fight with a disgruntled employee over tickets

Princess Alice · 2015-02-27 03:43:55

i'm laughing harder than i should be right now

Fairly large, uncomfortably close pictures of Chuck E. Cheese

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