Pastebin Gems

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 18:11:44

things we find by looking on the recently posted list on Pastebin.

such gems as

The truth is

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 18:15:33

some grimdark MLP fanfiction for those of you that are into that

I think this is a tumblr theme but I'm not sure

locations of weapons and upgrades in one of the Metroid games

Princess Alice · 2013-03-04 18:24:05

I tried plugging the Tumblr theme into one of my blogs. This is what it looks like.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 18:24:57

interesting

it looks kinda half-finished.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 18:25:35

what the fuck

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 18:28:13

someone's stats for what is presumably an MMO or RPG, but I don't know what RoM could be.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 18:30:46

I have no knowledge of coding whatsoever but it looks like someone's trying to hack their school's grades.

Section42L · 2013-03-04 18:31:26

Here's a "Comment to Evernote", whatever that means.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 18:32:16

seems to be a piece of correspondence between a gamedev and a beta tester

Obā-san · 2013-03-04 18:33:01

I have no knowledge of coding whatsoever but it looks like someone's trying to hack their school's grades.

i presume that this is an assignment

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 18:33:02

Section42L said:
Here's a "Comment to Evernote", whatever that means.

Looks to me like something between employees at a cybersecruity firm maybe?

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 18:34:23

not going to link to the pastefile itself since it has links and that's against the rules here, but here is a random list of songs that someone compiled into a torrent

VA-Bravo Hits 80 (2013) [320]

CD1

01 - Olly Murs feat. Flo Rida - Troublemaker.mp3 7 MB

02 - Icona Pop - I Love It feat. Charli XCX.mp3 6 MB

03 - Rihanna - Diamonds.mp3 9 MB

04 - Alicia Keys - Girl On Fire.mp3 9 MB

05 - Cro - Einmal um die Welt.mp3 6 MB

06 - Sido - Bilder im Kopf.mp3 9 MB

07 - Laing - Morgens immer mude.mp3 8 MB

08 - Seeed - Augenbling.mp3 8 MB

09 - Labrinth feat. Emelie Sande - Beneath Your Beautiful.mp3 11 MB

10 - Xavas - Wage es zu glauben.mp3 7 MB

11 - Ke$ha - Die Young.mp3 8 MB

12 - Flo Rida - I Cry.mp3 9 MB

13 - Chris Brown - Don't Judge Me (Dave Aude Radio Edit).mp3 8 MB

14 - Rita Ora - How We Do (Party).mp3 9 MB

15 - Major Laser - Get Free.mp3 11 MB

16 - Feed Me & Crystal Fighters - Love Is All I Got.mp3 7 MB

17 - Djane Housekat - All The Time.mp3 7 MB

18 - DJ Antoine - Bella Vita (DJ Antoine vs. Mad Mark 2k13 Mix).mp3 8 MB

19 - Calvin Harris feat. Florence Welch - Sweet Nothing.mp3 8 MB

20 - Avicii vs. Nicky Romero - I Could Be The One.mp3 8 MB

21 - Otto Knows - Million Voices.mp3 7 MB

22 - Swedish House Mafia feat. John Martin - Don't You Worry Child.mp3 8 MB

folder.jpg 0 MB

CD2

01 - The Script feat. will.i.am - Hall Of Fame.mp3 8 MB

02 - Ellie Goulding - Lights.mp3 8 MB

03 - Birdy People - People Help The People.mp3 10 MB

04 - Imagine Dragons - It's Time.mp3 9 MB

05 - Lenka - Everything At Once.mp3 6 MB

06 - Mrs. Greenbird - Shooting Stars & Fairy Tales.mp3 8 MB

07 - Blue - Hurt Lovers.mp3 9 MB

08 - Bruno Mars - Locked Out Of Heaven.mp3 9 MB

09 - Leslie Clio - I Couldn't Care Less.mp3 8 MB

10 - Jake Bugg - Two Fingers.mp3 8 MB

11 - Gossip - Get A Job.mp3 12 MB

12 - Max Herre feat. Cro - Fuhlt Sich Wie Fliegen An.mp3 8 MB

13 - Carly Rae Jepsen - This Kiss.mp3 9 MB

14 - Leona Lewis - Trouble.mp3 9 MB

15 - Schmidt with Robin Grubert - Heart Shaped Gun (Tatort Version).mp3 9 MB

16 - Fun. - Some Nights.mp3 11 MB

17 - Rea Garvey - Wild Love.mp3 9 MB

18 - Robbie Williams - Different.mp3 11 MB

19 - Toten Hosen - Drauben Vor Der Tur.mp3 7 MB

20 - Rammstein - Mein Herz Brennt (Boyz Noize RMX).mp3 12 MB

Interesting collection of songs. I'm going to guess the source of this torrent is German judging by the mix of American pop hits, b-sides and popular-over-seas acts, and well, the German language stuff.

Naney said:
I have no knowledge of coding whatsoever but it looks like someone's trying to hack their school's grades.
i presume that this is an assignment

what gives it away? I didn't get that impression.

Princess Alice · 2013-03-04 18:36:21

Mojave Music said:
I have no knowledge of coding whatsoever but it looks like someone's trying to hack their school's grades.

It looks to me more like a snippet of code dealing with sorting student entries by grade level in a database of some sort. "Highschooler", between 9 and 12, etc.

lee4hmz · 2013-03-04 18:36:31

Mojave Music said:
I have no knowledge of coding whatsoever but it looks like someone's trying to hack their school's grades.

It appears to be some sort of filter to keep people from entering non-highschoolers into the Highschoolers table. Also, it's pretty noobish; the first one could be handled with a constraint, the second one could be handled with "DEFAULT 9" in the column definition. I would say they're using something that somehow doesn't support constraints or defaults, but then, things like Access don't support triggers, either.

Section42L · 2013-03-04 18:38:06

I don't know what a "TED" is, but this seems to be something about reckless driving?

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 18:40:17

Section42L said:
I don't know what a "TED" is, but this seems to be something about reckless driving?

looks like police correspondence.

lee4hmz · 2013-03-04 18:43:12

It appears to be cops talking to each other. I'm assuming "TED" is "Traffic Enforcement Division".

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 18:43:38

Minecraft Language Filter if any of you are interested in one.

someone selling.....something. That is not for human consumption. They accept bitcoins as payment.

Obā-san · 2013-03-04 18:44:53

I think this is a tumblr theme but I'm not sure

i went though and deleted random chunks and am now using it as my theme

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 18:46:25

rough draft of the rules charter for an MMO guild. Funny stuff.

Naney said:
I think this is a tumblr theme but I'm not sure

i went though and deleted random chunks and am now using it as my theme

link?

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 18:47:46

a single page paper about something called Surface Plasmons. Sounds like something Tzetze would read about.

lee4hmz · 2013-03-04 18:49:02

Mojave Music said:
Minecraft Language Filter if any of you are interested in one.
someone selling.....something. That is not for human consumption. They accept bitcoins as payment.

The first link is silly. I can see people not want to see swears, but filtering out chatspeak as well? That's rather snobbish of them :P

The second one is a drug dealer. Really.

Obā-san · 2013-03-04 18:50:52

now i changed it to yet another broken theme

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 18:50:55

ebook-style scam, fun to read about though. Don't click the links.

lee4hmz said:

Mojave Music said:
Minecraft Language Filter if any of you are interested in one.
someone selling.....something. That is not for human consumption. They accept bitcoins as payment.
The first link is silly. I can see people not want to see swears, but filtering out chatspeak as well? That's rather snobbish of them :P

The second one is a drug dealer. Really.

whelp

Section42L · 2013-03-04 18:51:13

This also seems like something that Tzetze would read about.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 18:54:15

I found one that was literally just this:

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ＳＨＵＴ　ＵＰ　ＡＮＤ　ＥＮＪＯＹ　ＴＨＥ　ＮＩＧＨＴＣＯＲＥ

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everyone's favorite nonexistant musical genre.

Obā-san · 2013-03-04 18:54:54

http://disjointedseriesofthings.tumblr.com/

here you can see my current broken tumblr theme in case anyone is interested

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 18:56:00

what did you doooooooooooooo

Obā-san · 2013-03-04 18:57:13

magic

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 18:57:17

I just found more erotic fanfiction

whooo

I have no idea who "Aki" and "Ryan" are though.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 18:57:46

here's another tumblr theme

Princess Alice · 2013-03-04 18:58:20

Captured for posterity

(I don't know why Imgur made it a JPEG, but if anything that contributes to the atmosphere)

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 18:58:32

this looks like an excerpt from an IRC roleplay

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 18:58:58

Central Avenue said:
Captured for posterity

(I don't know why Imgur made it a JPEG, but if anything that contributes to the atmosphere)

damn son whered ya find this

Section42L · 2013-03-04 18:59:51

real trap shit

Salix Babylonika · 2013-03-04 19:03:41

Caching doesn't work if you ask for a different rurseoce every time. You could ask for google.aaaaa then google.aaaab and so on. Then every request would have to be propagated to the root, because none of the DNS servers in between will have that cached.

huh