Cast Heapers in Works

Vriska · 2013-02-21 09:08:42

Much like the "Cast tropers in works" game except with Heapers.

Pick a movie/show/game/comic/book/whatever and fill the roles with Heapers.

Cast Heapers as Homestucks! Cast Heapers as ponies! Cast Heapers as Touhous! Cast Heapers as MTG cards! Cast Heapers as Marvel superheroes! Whatever your hearts desire, now go forth and cast.

Hexartes · 2013-02-21 19:25:43

I'd cast Viani as Haruko from FLCL. Seems about right.

On a semi-related note, yesterday my friends were discussing the idea of making remakes of famous movies with me in the lead role, and we decided that Tyler Durden being played by me would be the most hilarious thing ever.

Salix Babylonika · 2013-02-21 20:18:13

Kexruct said:
I'd cast Viani as Haruko from FLCL.

This is the most appropriate thing in the history of ever.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-02-21 21:15:21

Kexruct said:
I'd cast Viani as Haruko from FLCL.

This is the most appropriate thing in the history of ever.

Yes, it is.

Oh dear gods, please, no-one cast me as Satou from Welcome to the NHK. I would die a little inside, partly because there is at least a grain of truth there...

I could deal with being Kilgore Trout, though.

Misery · 2013-02-21 21:47:01

I'm not so sure who to cast as anyone really.

Imipolex G · 2013-02-21 21:53:13

I could probably also deal with being Kilgore Trout

Tre · 2013-02-21 21:54:52

I am Danny from Bravest Warriors.

No idea who Chris and Wallow would be, but Beth is Mo.

LW · 2013-02-21 22:30:04

Heaper Stone (HH Power Stone)

Edward Falcon: a8 (Britishness)

Wang-Tang: Kexruct (younger than most, constant talk of "training" similar to playing Runescape)

Ryoma: thenamelesssamurai (name, likes Samurai Champloo)

Ayame: Central Avenue (magical girl/pinkness)

Rouge: Viani (character design I guess)

Jack: Odradek (based on that scary Halloween thread you made)

Gunrock: Pncalynjde (mining interests)

Galuda: Tre (likes birds)

Kraken: kingCrackers (name alone)

Valgas: Corporal Forsythe (kind of has a military theme)

Power Stone 2

Gourmand: Imipolex G (the guy looks like Mario and transforms into a dinosaur)

Pete: Naney (on the basis of liking LEGO)

Accel: RolandVerliden (transforms into gun toting robot)

Julia Whitepearl[Power Stone mode]: Manly McMacho (costume choice)

Unfortunately, I doubt that most of these are exactly perfect fits. I also hope that none of these choices offend anyone since they are pretty silly.

thenamelesssamurai · 2013-02-21 22:59:10

LouieUU said:
Ryoma: thenamelesssamurai (name, likes Samurai Champloo)

Ryoma (リョーマ Ryōma^?) is from the town of Mutsu (reference to Mutsu).
Ryoma is age 19, weighs 134 pounds, measures 5'7". When in Power
Change, he is known as the Master Swordsman which could be seen as a
composite of the Silver Samurai and the Ronin Warriors.

Tre · 2013-02-22 00:42:27

Native American bird dude that transforms into a totem pole kinda thing?

As far as characters go, it's fitting enough. :3

Imipolex G · 2013-02-22 01:04:31

Turns into a dinosaur? Seems OK.

Misery · 2013-02-22 01:45:14

Heaportal 2

Central Avenue as Chell

Viani as GLadOS

Kexruct as Space Core

Justice42 as Rick (Adventure Core)

Naney as Craig (Fact Core)

I didnt put Wheatley because I'm tied between Ace Rimmer and a8.

Obā-san · 2013-02-22 01:49:55

A pink-eyed core who rapidly rattles off multiple erroneous historical, mathematical, and scientific facts of various accuracies, some true, some false, and some just plain illogical. It also boasts about its own intellect and appearance while dismissing the other two cores. It describes itself as "the most intelligent and handsome sphere," while it insults the Space Core, the Adventure Core, and even Chell in addition to words of discouragement. It never said that its name is Craig, but it can be assumed from when the core stated that "the world's best name is Craig."

literally me

Justice4243 · 2013-02-22 01:56:30

...

RocketRunner · 2013-02-22 03:58:30

HeaperTech

Central Avenue as Melissa Steiner-Davion

Anonus as Hanse Davion

Naney as Santin West

Tre as Justin Allard-Xiang

Mojave Music as Cranston Snord

That's all I can think of.

Previous Calica · 2013-02-22 05:01:27

@Naney Fact core is best core.

ProfessorGator · 2013-02-22 21:58:22

Tre said:
I am Danny from Bravest Warriors.

No idea who Chris and Wallow would be, but Beth is Mo.

I was thinking about this earlier today. For some reason, a8/Fouria came to mind as Chris.

Hexartes · 2013-02-22 22:22:33

Space core and Wang-Tang?

okaywiththis.jpg

Hexartes · 2013-02-22 22:23:33

I'd say Two Face is like a saner version of Mamini from FLCL.

...

Why am I fixated on FLCL?

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-02-22 22:31:42

Kexruct said:I'd say Two Face is like a saner version of Mamini from FLCL.

...

Why am I fixated on FLCL?

Because FLCL and the Heap go together brilliantly.

But here's the real question: Who's Naota's dad?

Hexartes · 2013-02-22 22:35:23

Hmmm... Aliroz_? Replace asinine pop culture with legitimately interesting historical stuff, natch.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-02-22 23:45:03

But Aliroz isn't lecherous, rude or susceptible to seduction by space aliens.

No... wait, Manly McMacho is Naota's dad, but less of a jerk.

Tre · 2013-02-23 00:06:43

ProfessorGator said:

Tre said:
I am Danny from Bravest Warriors.

No idea who Chris and Wallow would be, but Beth is Mo.
I was thinking about this earlier today. For some reason, a8/Fouria came to mind as Chris.

Well, to formalize it, then:

HH Bravest Warriors

Wallow: Prof. Gator (smart, a bit shy, enjoys a good joke now and then)

Beth: Mojave (chill, levelheaded, may be the end of the world as we know it)

Chris: Fouria (usually sane, occasionally overemotional, leaderly)

Danny: Tre (thinks of himself as probably a little cooler than he actually is, funny, ethnic)

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-02-23 00:09:25

I think I'm uncastable.

Well, OK, Sunn Wolf hasn't been cast in anything yet, either, so I guess I'm in good company.

Previous Calica · 2013-02-23 02:19:06

I haven't either.

Vriska · 2013-02-23 10:25:27

I am just so o8viously Vriska that it's impossi8le to cast me as anyone else.

Yeah, that's it.

Hexartes · 2013-02-23 11:15:39

Actually, you could be a pretty good Jade. I was going to cast you in something, but I couldn't think of anything that wasn't Homestuck.

Vriska · 2013-02-23 15:12:46

Jade works too.

Bunny · 2013-02-23 15:20:44

I am also uncastable

lee4hmz · 2013-02-23 15:22:10

I wonder what, if anything, I could be cast in.

Obā-san · 2013-02-23 16:40:11

^ ^

Hexartes · 2013-02-23 18:32:03

lee4hmz said:
I wonder what, if anything, I could be cast in.

I could see you as Darunia.

Hexartes · 2013-02-23 18:33:27

Deathonabun said:
I am also uncastable

First thing I thought of was Patrick from The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

Sredni Vashtar · 2013-02-24 01:57:31

spinor said:
I haven't either.

You are correct.

I am most definitely in good company then!

But nonetheless, I am curious if anyone thinks that I remind them of a particular character, if only because I think that the choice could tell me something interesting about them or myself.

LW · 2014-04-06 00:25:38

Heapers as Bravely Default Jobs
White Mage: Central Avenue
Black Mage: Burgundy Queen
Merchant: Anonus
Time Mage: Imipolex G
Summoner: Crystal
Red Mage: Fossilmaiden
Swordmaster: thenamelesssamurai
Arcanist: Miko
Vampire: Sredni Vashtar
Dark Knight: Odradek
Conjurer: ProfessorGator
Ranger: Yon Assassin
Knight: Kexruct
Performer: Section42L
Ninja: SF_Sorrow
Salve-Maker: -calica

This is unfinished, so there may be more to come later. Also, these are pretty silly, so feel free to let me know if you disagree with any of them.

Hexartes · 2014-04-06 00:37:18

YES

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-04-06 00:41:17

"I am a vampire, I am a vampire, and I have lost my fangs!"

Aliroz · 2014-04-06 11:48:18

I cast A8\tachyon as Edd

Kexruct as Plank

LW is nazz

King crackers is Rolf

Sf sorrow is Ed

Sredni is jimmy

Naney is Sarah

Professor gator as Johnny

Imipolex as Kevin

Beholder as Eddy

Lee4, Section, and deleted user are the cankers

Anonus is jib.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-06 13:53:24

Central Avenue as Reimu

Miko as Marisa

Fossilmaiden as Alice

Crystal as Shanghai

Imipolex G as Patchouli

Viani as Flandre

SF_Sorrow as Lyrica

Burgundy Queen as Yukari

King_Friday as Reisen

Vriska as Yamame

Beholder as Satori

Genis Sage as Koishi

Pyridrym as Byakuren

Sir Reginald III as Nue

Counterclock as Seija

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-06 13:54:27

Imipolex G and Burgundy Queen get to be "honorary" girls so I casted them as well. ^_^

Previous Calica · 2014-04-06 14:33:32

>not Crystal as Alice

Obā-san · 2014-04-06 14:34:39

>not Alice as Alice

Previous Calica · 2014-04-06 14:41:07

Yon Assassin said:
>not Alice as Alice

Crystal, Fossilmaiden, and Central Ave are all Alices, but only one of them is the Margatroid fangirl.

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-04-06 14:41:18

^^ I did cast Alice as Alice. :| Crystal is Shanghai, which is quite close to being Alice anyway.

Obā-san · 2014-04-06 14:43:28

3 alices?

man we have a lot of alices on this forum

Previous Calica · 2014-04-06 14:48:32

Yon Assassin said:
3 alices?

man we have a lot of alices on this forum

inorite

One-Winged Eagle · 2014-04-06 17:59:17

I am apparently Eastern-European.

Which is quite confusing to many who meet me.

"King Crackers, where the hell are you from?"

"Ah, Crackers can't tell you! International community moved the borders fifteen times during Balkanization! Crackers say don't matter."

Yarrun XIX · 2014-04-06 18:12:47

The old country was always old.

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-04-06 18:16:36

I don't really have a heritage tied to any small, weird countries, even in a jokey way.

Imipolex G · 2014-04-06 18:46:19

I will accept the role of Patchouli

Previous Calica · 2014-04-06 18:58:09

Miko said:
Imipolex G and Burgundy Queen get to be "honorary" girls so I casted them as well. ^_^

also what's the condition to be an honorary girl

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