performing abortions with automatic weapons while listening to pirated music at a gay wedding
thus completing the ritual to summon the
ULTIMATE
SHITSTORM
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
Grass is made 8y elves, which are real. Well, some of them.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
If they ever come for me, I'm gonna challenge their black helicopters with...A POKéMON BATTLE!
And during each massacre, they inadvertently saved lives (over using regular, easily-purchased, military-grade mags) because they jammed up. Which is all they can really do well and is why no military in the world uses them, but that won't stop politicians from acting like they're making huge strides and saving the world by banning them.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
*aborts a fictional character*
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜ 
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Said lolis little girls who represent Israel and Palestine in this argument are portrayed alongside other little girls who are purported to represent Russia, Ukraine, four warring factions within Syria (Assad regime, FSA, Daesh/ISIS/ISIL, and the Kurds), Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Iran, warring factions within Libya, the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt, the military regime in Egypt, Turkey, USA, France, China, Japan, Taiwan, and Tibet. All of these other little girls are respectively arguing with each other about geopolitical issues as well. They are frequently heard using various manner of logical fallacies in advocating the country/region/faction they represent. Some of these arguments cross over to one another -- for example, Russia is arguing two different arguments at once, participating in an argument with the warring factions in Syria and also arguing with Ukraine. All these arguments soon devolve into slapstick comedy fights, as the internet explodes with taking offense to these portrayals, as well as generating many memes of the characters, and annoying other people with the memes, who themselves take offense and post about it.
These portrayals of political arguments are accompanied by music from pop artists and TV show soundtracks, downloaded without authorization and used without permission. They are uploaded onto Youtube to see, where millions can view them and also hear the music. However, they may nevertheless be transformative works. That said, this does not prevent some people from filing copyright claims against these Youtube uploads. Some of them are taken down, causing some accounts to get banned. However, other people reupload them anyway, resulting in an endless game of whack-a-mole.
Meanwhile, somewhere in the United States, an older person who is less well-versed in the ways of the internet finds this, finds their young-adult male family member viewing this, and immediately launches into a tirade about said young-adult family member being interested in kiddy cartoons, being a mooch still living at home, and having his mind rotted by cartoons and the internet. This is not the first time said young adult has heard this tirade, but the umpteenth time. Said young adult finally loses it, and they have an intense and physical confrontation, which escalates to the point where the older adult grabs hold of a shotgun and shoots the younger adult.
The younger adult dies en route to the hospital, and the incident triggers an explosive (figuratively) national conversation in which some people discuss the social and economic difficulties faced by young adults, but others turn to demonizing geek culture for producing shut-ins, with various people on the internet mocking the deceased young adult for being a pedophile. Yet others start rumors that he may have been mentally unstable, according to questionably-sourced stories from tabloid-style papers that allegedly showed his accounts on brony and furry web communities -- which then caused another uproar on the internet. Still others, familiar with the art style only from knowing of it as originating from Japanese cartoons, begin demonizing the Japanese, and east Asians in general. And yet still some others raise the gun laws debate again, wherein gun safety advocates, including politicians, champion this cause while gun rights advocates, including politicians, complain endlessly about the government threatening to take away their second-amendment rights. This eventually results in some persons posting provocative videos on Youtube featuring them shooting effigies of stores like Best Buy and Gamestop as well as President Obama and the female Democratic U.S. senator representing the home state of one of said persons, videos whose comments sections themselves explode with accusations of insanity, counter-accusations some of which involve conspiracy theories claiming that the United Nations and/or Illuminati are slowly taking over the US, and tangential arguments about the labor practices of stores like Best Buy and Gamestop's influence in the videogame industry, as well as a bunch of sexist insults and threats of violence directed at said female U.S. senator.
Seeing as that sexism-themed threats are being directed toward a major female public figure, and seeing the alignment between these cause of pushing back against these threats and the cause of reducing gun violence in general, yet more activists become involved in arguments on social media networks. Yet more counter-activists also emerge on these same networks. Familiar events such as internet harassment, airing of dirty laundry, and threats of assault/rape/murder etc. once again rear their ugly heads, and as people compare this to #GamerGate, the argument over #GamerGate itself is co-opted into this larger argument, in fact reintensifying the battle over "gamer culture" and its use of language and socialization practices versus the "censorship" that "SJWs" allegedly advocate, and fanning these flames is the fact that the mainstream media really has now noticeably demonized these "geeky" subcultures.
Religious groups are split over a few conservative groups who are more aligned with the pro-gun stance and many others taking an anti-violence stance, and they, like the rest of society, start talking past each other again, with one side associating guns with freedom and self-reliance and the other associating them with violence and death. Eventually, an internet atheist clumsily questions the whole purpose of religion altogether, citing the conservative religious groups who are pro-gun in the aftermath of this tragedy, sparking yet another argument over the meaning of religion in modern society, as well as accusations of both being insensitive and having described 'emself as having a "waifu". (Haruhiism is duly mocked in the process.)
Eventually, one of these small activist consevative religious groups decides to sever their ties and obligations to the rest of the country, and immediately stake their claim on a small patch of federal land, on which they openly conspire to overthrow the U.S. government. Their decrees include various arch-conservative religious pronouncements, such as mandating circumcision, strong enforcement of traditionalist gender roles, and outlawing of all forms of abortion and birth control, and to enforce this decree they murder a local physician who performs abortions, and loudly and proudly claim credit for this murder. They also take over a nearby town of a few hundred residents, most of whom flee. They make a point to oppose the town's fluoridating their water, as they "conquer" it. Their takeover of a town, in the name of pushing back against what they claim to be the growing influence of Muslims and Sharia law in the rest of the country (who, according to this group, all support ISIS) further inflames tensions, which get even higher as local law enforcement try to dislodge them, followed by federal law enforcement. Claiming dominion over all the creatures of this Earth, they also murder one local politician who happens to have been advocating for a bill to ban cat declawing. Tensions are further inflamed as local law enforcement try unsuccessfully to dislodge them, followed by federal law enforcement, which results in a long standoff. In the meantime, PETA throws a gigantic fuss over this, and internet supporters of this group then threaten terrorism against PETA.
Eventually, Hillary Clinton, as a public figure, is compelled to say something about this...and it doesn't really matter what she says, someone finds fault with it.