Let's Play Pokemon Genesis!
If I end up skipping too much or posting too many images, tell me. This is the first time I've done a Let's Play in this format
Now, this Let's Play is going to be like Lazuli's in that you guys tell ME what to catch! I'll try to find a list of all the Pokemon on each route, in each cave, etc. Failing that, I'll... Think of something. And it will be a GOOD something! And you'll LIKE it!
...Dear god I can already see this Let's Play going up in flames Now, let's begin, shall we?
Glad to meet you too for the umpteen millionth time!
You'd think that, after all these years, Oak would figure out how to identify someone's sex
No. I told you a completely random name to confuse your feeble old person mind and steal all your hard candy while you're dazed
You'd also think he'd remember his grandson's name. I was lazy and chose Max because why the hell not?
I feel as if my hair should also have red and yellow in it and that I should believe in the heart of the cards...
Glad to see that that's still there
Now, let's go downstairs and great our lonely, likely widowed mom who never sees her husband ev-
What
Alright, but back to that being my dad and not a dead beat part?
A loving father? What's next? Having access to grass with no Pokemon in my party?
...You've got to be fucking... Well, it's not like there are any Pokemon in it, right?
wut
...Long story short, I lost some cash after handling an Eldritch Abomination so pathetic that a stiff breeze knocked it out
Oh good, the professor! Somebody to save me from this madne-
...A nice Gary?
Fuck this shit. I'm out of here (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Pr-protection?
Lend me what? A condom?
Woah, Max, this is... This is all moving so fast! I... I never knew you had those feelings for me! I mean, this is all so sudden and-
...Oh. Nevermind
So guys, your choices are Mareep, Trapinch, and Spheal
When I continue tomorrow afternoon, I'll choose the one with the most votes. Don't forget to suggest a name!
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Options:
Mareep (FUCK YEAH ELECTRIC SHEEP!)
Trapinch (FUCK YEAH DRAGONFLY DRAGON!)
Spheal (FUCK YE-...Uh... Fuck... Fuck yeah living beach ball?)
And so ends post 1 of this horrible, horrible Let's Play!
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TRAPINCH TRAPINCH I SAID DO IT DO IT I WILL YES TRAPINCH
also name him Smaug.
Trapinch is the best Pokemon in Gen III.
One of, anyway.
Sadly I did not know that for a long time because it was not until I started using the internet regularly that I learned it evolved into Flygon.
Also, while there's only one more of them.
inb4 flood of Heapers' Hangout Pokemon LPs.
Just because death. Death everywhere
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Also, I can't find a list of Pokemon in each area, so I'll try getting into a bunch of wild battles each route to give you guys options
Also also, I found out that the hack isn't 100% complete, but I don't know where it will end =/
Took a bit before I figured that out
Well then
In other words, WHEE! x.x
May have to do some replaying if this is the case
Hell, I can't even pause in the first town (which is... Special...)
...I lost 64 poke to a bug catcher
Why?
His Silcoon had fucking QUICK ATTACK and ABSORB!
What kind of bullshit game...?
And the Trapinch learned Psybeam
There goes my last hope of this game making any god damn sense
Where we left off!
Yes we did. And Max changed his clothes and I didn't go and update the rom at all because I had the wrong version or anything! (...Although I might downgrade for a bit until things make sense... ;.;)
Bet it will be Spheal
HAH! YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR OVERWORLD SPRITE AND YOUR NAME, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE WHO YOU TRULY ARE, GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK!
Yes. Now shut up
Poor Smaug has no attacks :<
TAKE THAT, YOU FAT TUB OF... Beachball... Uh...
...
...Yeah
I don't think the Spheal is very smart, guys
OH LOOK THEY MOWED THE GRASS AND I TOTALLY DIDN'T UPGRADE TO THE NEWEST VERSION OF POKEMON ORIGINS NOSIREE!
Huh. Good thing that there is an empty path right to the right of m-
...It's never that easy, is it?
Smaug learned his first attack! I'M SO PROUD!
...Even though they start with Bite...
...And shouldn't be forced to use Struggle under normal circumstances...
...Why me? ;.;
Dude. I have only one attack. I couldn't go easy on you even if I wanted to
STRUGGLE PARTY!
YOU GET TO STRUGGLE! AND YOU GET TO STRUGGLE! AND YOU GET TO STRUGGLE!
EVERYBODY GETS TO STRUGGLE!
Ok, the trainer is a bit tougher than I thought
Thank god I have my secret weapon!
Mmm... Spray bottle goodness...
...Said the hack creator when trying to make this mess
Stan is going to be our new go to guy whenever the Hack Creator or I screw up!
...Or maybe not. That joke could get old quickly
...Wait. Does this... Does this mean I actually mugged a little kid?
One quick check of Smaug's moves later and-
...
......
...Are you fucking kidding me? At least I saved THIS time (By the way, I learned there are Spearow, Sentret, and Rattata on this route)
Ah, home sweet home. Time to heal up, marvel at how I have a father, and-
...I feel distinctly fucked
One embarrassing defeat to a Quick Attack using Silcoon later (...How does a cocoon do that anyways...?)
Taken in the heat of battle with some little girl I beat the shit out of for her meager lunch money
Finally there! Now to pick up the package!
Note: I never find the package. The lab requires cut to get to. I may look into using walk through walls and a map editor to fix this... Ugh...
...Fuck you good sir. I am going to go into my house and to Veric Canyon JUST to spite you!
YAY SEQUENCE BREAKING!
I have the distinct feeling the hack maker may have been drunk...
...Why do you hate me?
So, I can't buy Pokeballs. The Gym Leader is nowhere to be found. The lab is blocked by a tree. My house can teleport me out of a cave
And my Trapinch has developed psychic powers
...Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhh...
Perhaps removing the "Directed by David Lynch" credit wasn't such a good idea.
Look, if you start encountering talking rabbit-men. Write down what they say, it makes sense and is helpful, but they speak sentence fragments out of order.
...What the fuck am I playing?
No see that was a joke, and a Dave Lynch reference.
Go look for "David Lynch's rabbits" on Youtube.
Or y'know
don't
if you don't like not being able to sleep.
...
...
I'm going to go grab a map editor and try to fix the game a bit. I can handle not pausing in areas. But being unable to get the first badge and jumping all over and gragh?
No
...Has no moves. It's pulling moves from somewhere else
I'm scared ;.;
...
I'm just going to step away quietly from the editor...
Guys, if I die, remember
It's Lazuli's fault for not getting a Zombie Fairy
Also, it turns out I was right and the parcel IS in that blocked off lab! Which means I need to locate Advance Map so I can erase that tree and point the house back to where it should go
I'd fix move sets too if I knew how things would get affected
So from now on I'll use Advance Map to check the Pokemon in an area, and fix any third gens I find
And in commemoration of this event, I changed the Pokedex entry for Trapinch:
Sentret
Zigzagoon
Pidgey
Spearow
Hoothoot
Ledyba
Spinarak
Rattata
Pidgey
Taillow 1
In order from most common to most rare on the route
...Like I'd need another Pokemon with a level 12 Trapinch that has spontaneous Psychic powers. I mean, sheesh, he could probably make trainers jump off a cliff!
EDIT: I would try the three vote rule but the sheer number of Pokemon is yeah
In the meantime, I'll get the lists for the next few areas so there is no pausing for long periods to gather votes
Veric Canyon:
Spearow
Pidgey
Aipom
Mankey
Nidoran M
Nidoran F
Jigglypuff
Pineco
Phanpy
Mt. Berous:
Whismur
Geodude
Mankey
Zubat
Machop
Dunsparce (Yay!)
Nosepass
Second Floor:
Zubat
Geodude
Mankey
Makuhita
Onix
Diglett
Aron
Phanpy
Herus Path:
Spearow
Seedot
Ledyba
Hoppip
Oddish
Wurmple
Mankey
Ekans
Chikorita (!!!)
Munis Lakeside
Lotad
Oddish
Silcoon
Natu
Bellsprout
Cascoon
Azurill
Caterpi
Weedle
Pineco
A Pokemon can only have 5 branch evolutions. Espeon was kicked out for Leafeon D:
Nuuu Poor Espeon :<
Also, looking like Taillow will win this one. Still the other routes though!
acquire Dunsparce
win at everything forever.
Also this seems to be more of a Lets Fix than a Lets Play so far.
Also fuck you, Lily White is amazing.
I changed it to Water Stone and Happiness respectively (although if it works, I'll try making it so King's Rock works like an evolution stone)
^^ The best damn Let's Fix on this forum!
...So I have to go pick and choose now. EVERY single picture I took in the gym battle will be posted, however!