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edited 2012-03-27 15:25:53 in General
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  • I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
    Everyone you have ever loved is dead. :)
  • edited 2012-03-27 15:56:22
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    Hot Girls!  Sexy nudes! XXX

  • edited 2012-03-27 16:00:46
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    Pinkie Pie is best pony
  • edited 2012-03-27 15:59:36
    READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis

    I am interested in the Coordinator position advertised on XYZ. My resume is enclosed for your review. Given my related experience and excellent capabilities I would appreciate your consideration for this job opening. My skills are an ideal match for this position.

    My Qualifications:

    ·        Register students for courses, design and manage program software, solve customer problems, enforce department policies, and serve as a contact for students, faculty, and staff.

    ·        Hiring, training, scheduling and management of staff, managing supply inventory, and ordering.

    ·        Minnesota driver's license with NTSA defensive driving certification.

    ·        Extensive experience in collegiate programming and management.

    ·        Excellent interpersonal and communication skills.

    I appreciate your taking the time to review my credentials and experience. Again, thank you for your consideration.

  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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  • edited 2012-03-27 17:47:11
    I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
    <Mod Edit>

    As topical as it is, please don't stretch the page.

    </Mod Edit>

    -Seamus
  • Glenn Magus Harvey
    ------------------
    Objective
    an entry-level position at Pouring Things Down The Drain, Inc.

    Experience
    Decantor 2012-2013
    Poured whole pots of water down the drain on a regular basis.  Hoping to upgrade to pouring Eric Cantor down the House of Representatives drain by 2015.

    POURER
    (2009-2012)
    Poured wastewater and other things into drains.
  • edited 2013-06-08 20:21:47
    The preceding post resembles some Geocities page.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Anorak.
  • This is a variable-width font.
  • Poured whole pots of water down the drain on a regular basis.  Hoping to upgrade to pouring Eric Cantor down the House of Representatives drain by 2015.

    HEY, GUESS WHAT
  • I'm still slightly amused that Eric Cantor's surprise primary loss has kept this thread alive.
  • edited 2014-09-19 03:12:45
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Oh, suicide is painless,
    It brings on many changes,
    And I can take or leave it if I pleeeeeeeease...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This all ends up as Roboto and Droid Serif on my phone, lol
  • This all ends up as Roboto and Droid Serif on my phone, lol

    Heh, same on my Kindle

    -CM fistbunp-
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