Hippocrit

Justice4243 · 2012-03-15 15:02:10

Ombre_Morbide · 2012-03-15 15:09:21

And they say human critics are vicious...

Justice4243 · 2012-03-15 15:18:38

Hippos kill like 300 people a year.

And it's that much worse when they roll a natural 20.

Imipolex G · 2012-03-15 15:22:25

But it's still nice to touch the wet hippo every so often.

Gelzo · 2012-03-15 15:57:26

If hippo attacks are only lethal on a roll of 20, that would mean there are like 6000 attacks a year.

Unknown · 2012-03-15 15:58:08

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Yarrun XIX · 2012-03-15 16:13:15

Maybe some ancient hippo gained the wrath of the RNG and, henceforth, all Hippos have terrible dice rolls.

Misery · 2012-03-15 16:14:08

Hippo crates!

Unknown · 2012-03-15 16:15:03

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Ombre_Morbide · 2012-03-15 18:07:28

"What's up, bitches?"

Justice4243 · 2012-03-15 18:12:34

This thread is now about "the healing power of nature".

Hurray, nature!

Justice4243 · 2012-11-14 20:17:28

RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!

Jumpingzombie · 2012-11-14 20:33:00

Zombie hippos?

King_Friday · 2012-11-14 23:33:22

I WANT ONE!

King_Friday · 2012-11-14 23:34:15

I DONT WANT THIS ONE

King_Friday · 2012-11-14 23:34:47

Justice4243 · 2012-11-14 23:39:40

King_Friday said:

This is the best one.

Imipolex G · 2012-11-14 23:43:28

Oh man, I had forgotten all about "touch the wet hippo."

Now I'm gonna use it all the time again

Sredni Vashtar · 2012-11-16 12:00:48

Pygmy hippos are apparently rather good-natured.

King_Friday · 2012-11-16 12:05:51

Yeah, a while back I decided I want one. They're really freakin' cute.

Haven · 2012-11-16 16:52:52

Reasonable question, though.

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